Comments | guubear: her pussy was like the Taliban

guubear

her pussy was like the Taliban

Jan 09, 2008 16:06

http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/109118.html

i didn't think it's possible for someone to die of laughing too hard before i read this. my life just flashed over my eyes.

here's a short quote of the uber bad-ness: her pussy was like the Taliban and my cock had the strength, ( Read more... )

oh the humanity!, fanfic, lulz

Comments 16

leebot January 10 2008, 00:49:40 UTC

:P Taunting me with links to posts I can't read! No fair.

guubear January 10 2008, 00:56:31 UTC

link to the original bad!fic is added.

leebot January 10 2008, 01:32:11 UTC

Ah, thankies.

You know, you really have to wonder if he was trying to make it bad on purpose. If not, then this guy has some serious problems.

guubear January 10 2008, 02:15:18 UTC

my bet would be "this guy has some serious problems."

winter_solace18 January 10 2008, 03:57:17 UTC

Is it just me but how come none of these fictional victims ever have the idea to attack their assailant below the belt? In other words, WHY DON'T YOU KICK THEM IN THE CROTCH?! It hurts there you know! Sorry that just makes me wonder. ._.;

Plus, the sentence you quoted made my brain function like this:

United States Military + Sexual Organ = Strength

So does this me if I take away the United States military than his little buddy there has no strength and therefore can't rape anyone?

...I am acting odd today. >.> <.

guubear January 10 2008, 08:43:06 UTC

there's strong...

and there's army rape strong.

winter_solace18 January 10 2008, 23:47:10 UTC

(Curses! You outwitted me! -shakes fist-)

I admit it. I lol'ed. That was just too funny to ignore. xD; Now I'm wondering if someone has ever parodied such a thing where those who apply to the military sign a contract for raping. And the sane ones are going, "WHAT?!"

sarcastic_dog January 10 2008, 15:16:32 UTC

GAAAAAAAAH !!! MY EYES....

and I just read the lines you posted...
Gah...I think my icon speaks for itself....oO

guubear January 10 2008, 19:48:00 UTC

XD

my thought exactly.

wickedpsychelj January 10 2008, 20:35:56 UTC

Oh god, i dont think i can read the fic! I am scared! That quote alone was so horrible. Urgh, i am afraid i might have to find and kill the author if i read it.

guubear January 13 2008, 17:56:16 UTC

for the sake of your own sanity, don't read it. i never did. i just laughed my ass off when i saw the wank on the weepingcock community.

rae00 January 10 2008, 23:05:40 UTC

Serious business.

guubear January 13 2008, 17:56:31 UTC

someone should make an icon out of it.

rae00 January 13 2008, 20:54:28 UTC

Someone should.

...*pokes*