Extremely awesome book

Apr 07, 2010 14:10

Everyone. You must go read this.
Thanks to deadtree for sharing it!

http://vandonovan.livejournal.com/1088311.html

"Her teeth were her only bracelet; she carried them within the red velvet purse of her lips. Her tongue was amber. Her tongue was a ferret, an anemone, a fox caught in the teeth of a tiger."

That part must be my favourite XD it sounds so ( Read more... )

lol

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ant_forster April 7 2010, 16:47:05 UTC
Oh good god, I laughed out loud when he compared her spine to a caravan. I mean, what?! xD

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passepartout April 7 2010, 19:55:46 UTC
Madre mia, qué horror XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD pero qué horror!!! Parece un fanfiction mary-sue!!! Y qué comparaciones tan hiperbólicas!!! Ay que asco!! La descripción de su vagina ha sido algo repungnante XD asi como la del resto de su cuerpo por supuesto, jajaja madre mia ese hombre que habia fumado??? que medicacion le dan???? aaaaargh
Es peor que un libro de crepúsculo desde luego!!

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gurololi April 7 2010, 20:26:48 UTC
A mí me ha matao la comparación de la lengua con un zorro y un hurón!XD Te imaginas, toda peluda! Jajaja, me muero, qué ajco!

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