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[gurlsplaygames]

I just bought a HUGE..I mean HUGEEEEE turkey.

I am going to attempt to cook it. Once I get over the icky-ness of shoving my hand up in it to pull the stuff in the cavity out.....

I'm stripping all of the red out of my hair and bleaching it to white. So I may be bald with my hand up a turkeys ass gagging.

Sidney and I are having a girls day. She has

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[negative_trend]

Fisting turkeys...how festive.

[gurlsplaygames]

I don't know why I am so sqeemish over it...I had pictures of me doing it and make the turkey talk and dance...you know...scar the kids forever...but I don't see that happening...

[negative_trend]

My family used to cook the innards up and like mix that shit in with the stuffing or something. I never ate any of that crap, I reserve the right to not be a fucking ghoul and eat organs like them freaks. I don't mind fishing them out though, the neck looks strikingly similar to a penis, and is alot of fun to walk around with hanging out of your zipper.