004, Mirror!verse drunk John writes sooo sloppy.

[gunsnleather]

I need more beer. I'm runnin' low and I don't like it when I run low. Where the hell is my beer? Me waiting for beer will result in severe consequences. This damn place needs more order to it. Everyone runnin' around...there should be order.

Goddamn people. I need a drink.

Comments

[gunsnleather]

Damn bar's gonna have to do I guess.

No, a good solution would to be a bottomless bottle of Jack.

[gunsnleather]

I suppose. Still a damn inconvenience.

[nomoreleftshoe]

Sir, are you okay?

[gunsnleather]

I'm just fine, Sam. Nothin' wrong with me.

[nomoreleftshoe]

You sure?

[gunsnleather]

Yes, Sam. Are you done asking questions?

[possemagnet]

You would manage to crawl out of the belly, wouldn't you, John?

[gunsnleather]

You don't talk to your fucking father like that. Didn't I beat enough respect into you?

[possemagnet]

You are not my father.

[gunsnleather]

I beg to differ.

Parker doesn't know him, so she doesn't know he's affected!

[you_run_i_chase]

Needing a drink is always the answer. Who the fuck are you?

[gunsnleather]

I think the question here is who the fuck are you?

[you_run_i_chase]

I'm Parker. I just got fucking back.

[gunsnleather]

Well Parker, aren't you fuckin' special. I'm John.

[born_in_blood]

Heeeeeeeeey, John. You want me to help you to the bar again?

[gunsnleather]

Dexter, good man. Yes, to the bar.