♥04 /complains

[gunlessgeneral]

How come I didn't get any Christmas presents?

Comments

[chameleongun]

Students are so irresponsible these days.

[gunlessgeneral]

Not just my apprentice, there were at least a few others who know me well enough to get me something.

[chameleongun]

It's so hard to find good help these days.

[gunlessgeneral]

You're telling me.

[sanctus_memoria]

You're difficult to shop for, General.

Would you of rather had a stocking full of money?

[gunlessgeneral]

I don't think so, I'm pretty straightforward. Wine, cigarettes. I can think of a few things.

Of course, money would be fine.

[sanctus_memoria]

I can't buy those things yet...And those are habits you should stop, sir.

Mm, I figured as much.

[gunlessgeneral]

... No thanks.

Just something would have been nice.

[bakudan_shounen]

We sent gift baskets to each crew on the Grand Line...

[gunlessgeneral]

... I'm not part of a crew, that would probably be why I didn't get anything.

[bigbadkoopa]

Yeah, join the club bub. You'd think I'd get at least a hundred of 'em since I'm a king and all. Jerks.

[gunlessgeneral]

And I'm a General. Almost everyone here from my world works under me, you'd think they could send me something.

[bigbadkoopa]

Usually anybody who works under me who doesn't get me a present turns into BBQ or a spike cushion.

Come to think of it, I can't seem to find my castle anywhere...

[justicereigns]

You're unloved.

[stareye_allen]

... Mr. Smoker....

[justicereigns]

What? He asked I answered, what's uncivil about that?

[stareye_allen]

That was mean!