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[gunlessgeneral]

For anyone with more experience in sailing, what are you supposed to do when a giant squid latches on to your boat and won't let go?

The stupid thing is going to end up burning to death.

Comments

[sanctus_memoria]

G-General?

[gunlessgeneral]

Yes?

[sanctus_memoria]

...are you alright?

[gunlessgeneral]

I'm fine.

Except the ship is going considerably slower now.

[history_pirate]

Burning the thing seems like it would be effective.

[gunlessgeneral]

It's already getting burned. It's touching the barrier I put up around the ship.

I'm afraid it's going to die and it still won't have come off.

[history_pirate]

If you've got a knife, you could scrape it off once it's dead. Or save the cooked meat as provisions.

[gunlessgeneral]

... But I don't really like squid.

But I do have a knife. I guess I could try. Although I'd have to take the barrier down to do it.

[gunlessgeneral]

What.

[gunlessgeneral]

Of course.

[inyourf_ace]

Cook it and eat it!

Yum yum yum.

[gunlessgeneral]

... You can have it, if you want.

[inyourf_ace]

That's really generous of you but I can get my own. Thank you anyway!

You just asked what you should do with it.

[gunlessgeneral]

... Well, I need to know how to get it off the hull of the ship first.

[erasedpages]

[gunlessgeneral]

It's stuck to the magic barrier.

[erasedpages]

Sounds like a great site.

[gunlessgeneral]

It's kind of gross, actually.