WEEKLY WORLD NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gunit13]

OK, so I went to meijers and got the latest issue of weekly world news, ands let me tell you, I have learned a lot, for example

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[leppyweppy11]

You can learn so much from these things, I agree.

[kickthebucket88]

that is such an awesome magazine. It's got the truth plain and simple

[z64draconchic]

My favorite thing from one of those magazines:

In an interview with President Bush, he said that he had a plan to keep terrorists from attacking the White House. The plan? Paint the White House black. They'll never see it coming.

[leppyweppy11]

It makes sense, really.

[leppyweppy11]

I like Bat Boy. Or am I thinking the Inquirer? If so, my other favorite was the one on the Simese Sasquatch twins.