Comments | gundamheavyarms: Waiter, There's a Vulva In My Soup

gundamheavyarms

Waiter, There's a Vulva In My Soup

Mar 31, 2006 13:03

Ashley really loved the Vagina Monologues last night. I bet her pussy was empowered. Adam was nodding off. I was strong. How sad that the fat black girl speaker in the center was the only one who didn't laugh at the monologues the other presenters were giving ( Read more... )

ashley, vampire bears, ben, gd i, nate, nick, adam, adolescent lit

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slayingyou March 31 2006, 19:42:51 UTC

Oooh camping!! I've always wanted to do the camping thing with friends.

...I'm not inviting myself or anything....but I do have a fucking big tent. (um...ew..that felt sexual..)

You wouldn't peg me for a camping girl would you?? I'm so multidimensional.

We wouldn't have to worry about me and the bears, because my menstrual cycle can turn off and on. No, I'm actually serious. Or we could always knock me up...
....

Why am I being so annoying in your journal?

*leaves*

gundamheavyarms April 1 2006, 15:13:52 UTC

You are multidimensional. If I hold you up to the sun I must carefully rotate you so that I find all the way the light reflects off of your soul.

unnoticedflare March 31 2006, 20:51:08 UTC

I love Catcher in the Rye. Ive read it twice.
And I did my senior paper on JD Salinger. He's crazy.

gundamheavyarms April 1 2006, 15:14:25 UTC

I'm glad to hear that. We might have to have a discussion about it. Book group! I liked it a lot at first but it's kind of lagging at the moment for me.

pillow4lesbo March 31 2006, 21:16:52 UTC

I talked to Dr. Jane last night and told her that I though Heather was being a bitch, much like Holly. Almost in those exact words and Jane replied, "yeah I don't know what crawled up her ass and died either."

Most of her patients had better be dead or there will be hell to pay.

gundamheavyarms April 1 2006, 15:15:19 UTC

Great, great hell to pay. Give me the ends.

Dr. Jane needs to be met. So that I can tell her she is my inspiration.