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[gun_is_mightier]

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Name: Cnd. I also answer to Itachi-mun, if you like.
AIM: hellbreakercnd
Email: chichirinoda@gmail.com

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[voicemail]

[hexyoutotuesday]

Kaz...Ka-zu...hi-ko? Kazu-hiko. Am I saying that right? Kazuhiko. I like that. Really.

...hey. I think it might be getting warmer outside. How do you think the boys would feel about fresh air? I found something, and I thought you and I could go check it out first. Anyways, we need to do something soon. I need things that make me happy before my stress knocks over a building.

Call me, jerk. I miss the obnoxious sound of your voice.

[Calling back]

[gun_is_mightier]

Jjjjjink? J-uh-inksu.... Jinx? Is that right?

[Call]

[hexyoutotuesday]

[She bursts out laughing.] You're such an asshole!

...so did I say it right?

Re: [Call]

[gun_is_mightier]

[He laughs along with her] You got there eventually.

I bet the kids would love going outside. Yoite'll need to be wrapped up warm, but I think it'd do him good. Where do you have in mind?

[voicemail]

[hexyoutotuesday]

So, remind me never to go along with potentially dangerous plans suggested to me by kids ever again. I feel like I was mauled by a hoard of demented children. Oh. That's right. It's because I was. Ugh...

But Joe came up with a great idea to come into some money. It's not going to get anyone killed. Might crush some spirits, though. Did I mention that I have a gambling addiction?

Oh, and Miha said he'll cook his pizza pancake things for me. Would it be okay for me to crash over at your place this weekend? I think he's actually starting to like me. Or at least tolerate my presence. I'm...worried about him. He looks sicker than Yoyo. It might be a good idea to take some time off. I swear, they need a mother. They need...nothing I can give. Brats.

[Call]

[gun_is_mightier]

What the hell are ya planning on doing?

...Yeah, come on over. Maybe neither of us can give them what they really need.

[Call]

[hexyoutotuesday]

Did I ever mention that whole luck thing, or did we not talk about that? I can fix any odd, and it looks like you can bet on sports teams. It's not that quarter million I pulled out of a casino in the glory days, but it's something.

Hey... do you think we could convince Yoite to feed him? Anorexia's usually a cry for attention. Maybe he'd stop starving himself if his boyfriend told him to? Worth a shot.

Re: [Call]

[gun_is_mightier]

Oh great, sounds like a plan. Except that I thought you were bad luck?

Maybe...yeah, that's an idea. We can try it, anyway.

[voicemail]

[mentis_reae]

Ah - it's...This is Miles Edgeworth. I do not know what you've heard, but, ah...Miharu is - all right. The wound was remarkably minimal, with very little bleeding. The cleanest wound the doctor had ever...Well. He's coming home. I - thought you should know. [Slight pause.] Quite. If you need to reach me, I've left my callback number.

[Calling back]

[gun_is_mightier]

[He's already gotten his swearing over with by now, and his tone is slightly subdued]

Hey, thanks for calling with the update.

[mentis_reae]

Yes. [An extremely uncomfortable pause.] There you are, then.

[gun_is_mightier]

[He's no more comfortable, but he's not done with you] You think he's up to visitors?

[voicemail]

[hexyoutotuesday]

I'm pregnant. It's yours.

[That was a lot funnier in her head. Oh well.]

I miss you like crazy. I'm going out of my mind here. I feel like shit, and it's not just the radiation poisoning. I should be there with you. And with Miharu. I should be crying, but I can't. I can't even move on. I'm so angry. All I want to do is fight something or someone, but I can barely get up out of bed. Fuck!

...all this is probably just the meds talking, but you've ruined me from sleeping alone.

[Calling back]

[gun_is_mightier]

...hey. Sorry, Jinx. I've been a shit boyfriend.

[Call]

[hexyoutotuesday]

It...it's okay. I'm not the best company right now. I'm dressed like a mummy, I've lost ten pounds, I can barely stand on my own, and I now know firsthand why Japan surrendered to nuclear technology.

It still doesn't mean that I don't want you here more than anyone else.

Re: [Call] Argh, RL is kicking my ass ;3;

[gun_is_mightier]

I'm sorry... I've been such an ass, just moping around when you're there in the hospital. I...I'll be right over.

[voicemail]

[hexyoutotuesday]

I'm going out on a hot date tomorrow night with a younger man. You should be jealous. He's really cute in that "I want to use him as a meat shield" sort of way.

Speaking of which, I think I'm back to normal. There's some pretty bad scarring in a few places, but I've stopped shedding skin, I've actually been able to keep food down, and I went back to work. The bastards told me they won't pay my medical bills for me. Yeah. My insurance only covers job related injuries. So I was thinking about robbing a bank.

Anyway, to distract you from my bad habits and convince you that robbery is a good idea, I'm picking up a special something from Icha Icha Paradise. It involves leather. Call me.

[voicemail]

[gun_is_mightier]

Hey babe, glad to hear you're no longer a cast member in the Creature from the Black Lagoon. You gonna use that guy as a meat shield? Because if you don't, I might.

We're taking Miharu shopping tonight - not to Icha Icha Paradise.

You won't distract me from bank robbery with leather, you debauched woman.

...What did you get me?

[call]

[hexyoutotuesday]

Oh, do I hear jealousy? [That thought makes her grin. Then again, if the tables were turned, she'd be absolutely livid.]

Shopping? But why are we-- [pause] ...oh yeah. That was my idea.

See, this is exactly why I need to rob a bank. To keep Miharu in ugly, expensive clothes and make him the pretty princess he's always wanted to be. Come on. It'll only be five or seven... hundred k.

...I wouldn't want to ruin the surprise.

Re: [call]

[gun_is_mightier]

Yeah right.

So where do you want to go?

Jinx! I don't know enough about the kind of security banks have, and I don't know how to crack a vault. How the hell are we going to rob a bank?

...Come on, babe.