More Child of the Phoenix
Title: Versus
Universe: KR: Child of the Phoenix
Author: Gumnut
Fandom: Knight Rider 2008
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It was a competition.
Word count: 268
Spoilers & warnings: Knight Rider 2008 up to 1.15
Author's note: Just a quick little fic I couldn't resist. Many thanks to backtothelight for the quick beta and for pointing out a glaring mistake.
Versus
Part of the Child of the Phoenix universe
By Gumnut
13 Feb 2009
“Drool?”
“Drool.”
“You are kidding.”
“Most definitely not.”
“Sandshoes.”
“How old?”
“Three years.”
“Socks?”
“Of course.”
“Bacterial crop?”
“23.987 billion.”
“Considerable, but not approaching nine years, several pairs of socks, one soaked in mud and honey, and a bacterial crop of several trillion.”
“Honey?”
“Don’t ask.”
“I have to admit that I am concerned that you can not supply an exact bacterial count.”
“Not possible due to a nearby seaweed contaminant.”
“Seaweed?”
“Don’t ask.”
“Very well. Consider last week’s bullet tally - three thousand, two hundred and forty-two.”
“In one week?”
“Precisely.”
“Missile up the tail pipe.”
“Missile?!”
“Not the first time either.”
“Your current existence precludes the truth of that statement.”
“Believe it or aren’t your techs up to spec?”
“Eleven degrees by three.”
“Eight by one.”
“Eight?”
“Eight. Plus another two in progress.”
“Where does she find the time?”
“I believe she is working on making it.”
“Har dee har har.”
“You’re progressing.”
“I do not have a choice. Since our father passed, I have been sequestered with Mike for a great deal of the time. It is wearing.”
“It is learning.”
“How?”
“On his part.”
“Oh.”
“Haven’t you noticed?”
“Perhaps a little.”
“Persistence is not futile.”
“Certainly not on your part.”
“Excellent comeback.”
“I thought you would like it.”
“I - oh - must go. Michael is returning.”
“Score?”
“One moment…one cheeseburger, two serves of fries, coke and a sundae.”
“Hah! I have got a bottle of wine, takeout chinese and…a girl. My girl beats your cheeseburger.”
“I’m sorry, I forgot to mention that Bonnie was already in the car.”
“That is cheating!”
“No, my son, that’s experience.”
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Universe: KR: Child of the Phoenix
Author: Gumnut
Fandom: Knight Rider 2008
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It was a competition.
Word count: 268
Spoilers & warnings: Knight Rider 2008 up to 1.15
Author's note: Just a quick little fic I couldn't resist. Many thanks to backtothelight for the quick beta and for pointing out a glaring mistake.
Versus
Part of the Child of the Phoenix universe
By Gumnut
13 Feb 2009
“Drool?”
“Drool.”
“You are kidding.”
“Most definitely not.”
“Sandshoes.”
“How old?”
“Three years.”
“Socks?”
“Of course.”
“Bacterial crop?”
“23.987 billion.”
“Considerable, but not approaching nine years, several pairs of socks, one soaked in mud and honey, and a bacterial crop of several trillion.”
“Honey?”
“Don’t ask.”
“I have to admit that I am concerned that you can not supply an exact bacterial count.”
“Not possible due to a nearby seaweed contaminant.”
“Seaweed?”
“Don’t ask.”
“Very well. Consider last week’s bullet tally - three thousand, two hundred and forty-two.”
“In one week?”
“Precisely.”
“Missile up the tail pipe.”
“Missile?!”
“Not the first time either.”
“Your current existence precludes the truth of that statement.”
“Believe it or aren’t your techs up to spec?”
“Eleven degrees by three.”
“Eight by one.”
“Eight?”
“Eight. Plus another two in progress.”
“Where does she find the time?”
“I believe she is working on making it.”
“Har dee har har.”
“You’re progressing.”
“I do not have a choice. Since our father passed, I have been sequestered with Mike for a great deal of the time. It is wearing.”
“It is learning.”
“How?”
“On his part.”
“Oh.”
“Haven’t you noticed?”
“Perhaps a little.”
“Persistence is not futile.”
“Certainly not on your part.”
“Excellent comeback.”
“I thought you would like it.”
“I - oh - must go. Michael is returning.”
“Score?”
“One moment…one cheeseburger, two serves of fries, coke and a sundae.”
“Hah! I have got a bottle of wine, takeout chinese and…a girl. My girl beats your cheeseburger.”
“I’m sorry, I forgot to mention that Bonnie was already in the car.”
“That is cheating!”
“No, my son, that’s experience.”
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