Comments | guardians_song: In which Snape is uber-emo and Dumbledore swears.

guardians_song

In which Snape is uber-emo and Dumbledore swears.

May 22, 2009 20:52

Yes, it's...
Spork of Dark Eyes

Naturally, I am compelled to spork this fic. (I apologize in advance to any Snape/Dumbledore shippers on my f-list about what Snape says in this spork. Err… I wanted to keep Snape IC? ^_^;;)

Our sporkers!

Albus Dumbledore himself, of course (as a teenager)!

Hello.

His CANON boyfriend, Gellert Grindelwald!

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sporker!albus dumbledore, sporker!gellert grindelwald, spork

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ghostangel May 23 2009, 04:22:52 UTC

Ok, one, yeah ok, I ship it. But this fic? It gets sooooo worse.

Gellert: weapons of mass destruction indeed. I predict more screaming. And more explosions.

Albus: You KNOW there are going to be explosions, so how is that a prediction exactly?

Gellert: shhhh >_>;

guardians_song May 23 2009, 04:29:47 UTC

Sorry! D: I didn't mean to offend, really. It was just a joke... I can see it pre-DH, really, and even post-DH... ...I can delete that bit. Sorry. :(

ghostangel May 23 2009, 05:32:21 UTC

Actually, I'm not offended. Its kind of a rarepair on its own. And I can see it post-DH in a sort of twisted "you're not the one I wanted, but you'll do way". It's not everyone's cup of tea.

ghostangel May 23 2009, 05:39:35 UTC

Gellert: Trust me. Someone will scream. And possibly vomit. This fiction bothers *me*

Albus: you're squeamish around blood

Gellert: I am totally not a dark lord that is disgusted by blood

Albus: uhuh... *pats Gellert on the head* keep saying it, maybe one day it will be true!

unwilling2admit May 24 2009, 02:38:33 UTC

I must be doing something right if I get sporked! :)

guardians_song May 24 2009, 04:54:55 UTC

Awk! Um, nice to meet you. I did like your OCs... And the note about wanting to make Grindelwald's old followers much more competent than the Death Eaters was hilarious...

unwilling2admit May 24 2009, 11:52:53 UTC

I'm surprised that you didn't have Harry, Ron and Hermoine whining about how they're not mentioned at all. ;)

To be honest I'm surprised you got to the OCS considering how badly my fic is making your eyes bleed. Or are you into pain? :)

guardians_song May 24 2009, 21:15:04 UTC

Skipped ahead to the end as a way of cruising for good stuff. :D It works.

They'll be whining later on, don't worry... :D;;

...By the way, the Wizarding World DOES know what a Cesarean section is, right? As in, "About that certain death in childbirth, my Lord... uh... You've made his uterus impenetrable by knives, then?" :D;;

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