Comments | guardianed: 135th shot

guardianed

135th shot

Jul 22, 2008 12:57

Things Not To Tell The Colonel
→ How I found out about Pride
→ Anything involving Kimblee
→ How badly those fights actually went
→ Any of my threats
→ That I mis-

Times When I Do In Fact Stop Working And Go Out
→ If I need groceries.
→ If Hayate needs to be walked.
→ Going to the shooting range doesn't count as work.
→ If the Colonel needs me to ( Read more... )

organizing your face off, ocd-ing? what! never., brainbreak in progress, my cranky face let me show u it, freakin' a, work is conspicuous by it's absence, is this normal fr srs?, i wanna shoot something, hi there curse day, this is fun, paperwork attack!

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rev_it_up July 22 2008, 17:47:55 UTC

You forgot, 'when Nero drags me out because he's awesome'.

guardianed July 22 2008, 17:49:52 UTC

Right, how could I forget "when threatened with bodily harm."

rev_it_up July 22 2008, 18:06:05 UTC

It's not bodily, technically. Legilly? Knee-cappingly?

guardianed July 22 2008, 18:11:59 UTC

My knee's attached to the rest of me, in case you forgot. I think it still counts.

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metastable July 22 2008, 19:44:40 UTC

You're another one who uses guns. They're rare in my world, used mostly by soldiers on far-flung planets -- we usually use magical weapons. However, I'm an expert in melee combat only, and I think it's about time that I learn to use something with range.

Where is this range, and where can I find a small handheld gun?

1/4 sry she's gonna spaz here talking round thing wut guardianed July 22 2008, 19:47:14 UTC

guardianed July 22 2008, 19:47:41 UTC

What- is that?

guardianed July 22 2008, 19:48:10 UTC

City. Things are different here, get ahold of yourself.

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doujin_dork July 22 2008, 20:47:14 UTC

Reasons Why It's Good To Take Off Of Work
-You can't work too much without overworking your brain
-Relaxing is good for the mind and body
-It's easier to hang out with friends outside of work
-Curses

guardianed July 22 2008, 20:51:28 UTC

I shouldn't need to reply to this in list form, why-

Reasons why those don't tend to happen
-I'm used to working a lot
-So I hear, but there are things that need to get done.
-Most of my friends are through work, actually.
-Curses I will agree with.

doujin_dork July 22 2008, 21:31:29 UTC

Mm. How have you been lately, Miss Hawkeye?

guardianed July 22 2008, 22:09:14 UTC

I've been alright, excluding the curse. Have you been well?

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militantly July 22 2008, 23:08:24 UTC

What is this mysterious "day off"? I'm sure you've never even heard of one, Lieutenant.

guardianed July 22 2008, 23:12:34 UTC

I take them regularly, as you should know, Colonel.

militantly July 22 2008, 23:15:41 UTC

I can't recall a single one! Clearly, you don't take them regularly enough.

guardianed July 22 2008, 23:21:57 UTC

...Remember that issue about your selective memory, sir?

I was off duty this entire weekend, for your information.

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