herp derp derp

[guardian_erin]

btw, my mom is still planning on getting married to a total d-bag. I'd feel more pity, but today she was spouting off gems about sexuality, 'cause as a straight, white cis woman, she knows everything. Like the fact that lesbians never use vibrators, if they do they're actually bi because they luv teh cawk. And if lesbians have kids, then they are

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[spikesjojo]

My sympathies - or - enjoy the show. Sometimes both.....;-)

[guardian_erin]

Both. haha. *popcorn*

She did that "I have something to tell you" thing to me today and I thought she was gonna tell me she broke up with the guy. My hopes were dashed. She just wanted to tell me she saw someone shoplifting in my store.

[tala_nahimana]

I'm totally echoing your *facepalm*

Your mom sounds like a douchecanoe herself. How is it that straight women manage to convince themselves that they're walking experts on lesbians or bisexuals? *eyeroll*

[guardian_erin]

Dude, she's the kind of person who knows everything. She was doing the transphobia thing the other day because aren't transgendered people so weird and creepy? Yeah, she's a peach.

[tala_nahimana]

Oh beaute!! *eyeroll* Sounds like a sour peach with a few worms in the middle.