So, I'm leaving for Europe Wednesday. (Spelling Wednesday,makes no sense at all). I keep forgetting where I'm going, but in case you want to know, here: ( Where )
Hey I have an idea! Lets leave the relative safety and security of America and got to the middle east! Turkeys not bad, their security apparatus is top notch because it absolutly obliterates any goverment oposition. But USA>TURKEY...The Mongols aint what they used to be.
Then next stop on this little terror tourism expedition you have is Egypt! Ah glorious egypt, with its monuments to dead people and... oh yeah thats right! Their the founding nation of the Muslim Brother Hood! Thats the little fringe group that turned islam hollyest tennets on their head and made suicide bombings all the rage! But dont worry just another represive goverment that squashes all oposition.
Oh and if you get kidnapped in either place it generaly wont be for money, theyll just put you in one of those awsome music videos with the flag in the background and those cool swords! So if they do get ya, fight for your life...because you are!
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Then next stop on this little terror tourism expedition you have is Egypt! Ah glorious egypt, with its monuments to dead people and... oh yeah thats right! Their the founding nation of the Muslim Brother Hood! Thats the little fringe group that turned islam hollyest tennets on their head and made suicide bombings all the rage! But dont worry just another represive goverment that squashes all oposition.
Oh and if you get kidnapped in either place it generaly wont be for money, theyll just put you in one of those awsome music videos with the flag in the background and those cool swords! So if they do get ya, fight for your life...because you are!
Aint the middle east fun!?
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