I suppose we should put that to the test, you flowering, nancy little harpy of a woman. I repeat, you flowering, nancing little harpy of a woman. Yegods! You're right!
You know, I think Id rather prefer it if you didnt feel the need to talk about the sorts of dark, interesting places Remus' hands find themselves on my person. I was so hoping you wouldnt turn out like the rest of the family, with the RAMPANT INCEST and what, but I suppose its too much to ask. Still, if you must envision my cuppycake werewolf soulmate and I mid-coitus, do keep it to yourself.
So you rather picked up your eehntarweb again to please Harry. You're a bit desperate to please, I think.
THAT IS NOT TRUE, THEREFORE I DO BELIEVE YOU'RE REPEATING YOURSELF FAR TOO MUCH. TOO BAD YOUR DISGUSTING BRAIN IS IRREPARABLE AT THIS POINT.
I am going to vomit.
THE ONLY REASON I PICKED UP THIS IDIOTIC THING AGAIN IS BECAUSE POTTER IS DRIVING ME INSANE, NOT ANYTHING ELSE. The Manor seems to be way too large for his fickle arse, which drives him into bugging the fuck out of me. INCESSANTLY.
Awww. Arent you just so precious when you get all riled up. I want to put you in a box with a bow on it. Then weight it and throw it into a lake, of course, but thats besides the point. On a completely unrelated note, can you swim?
Buggering the fuck out of you incessantly, you say?? Gods, I hope hes using something, merlin knows whats crawling about in that diseased arse of yours.
My arse is not diseased. In fact, my arse is not a public matter. Which is why you should try checking your own before going on about other people's PRIVATE AREAS.
Wait a moment, you cant swim? Thats fucking hysterical. If a pair of purple swimmies is raven'd to you in the next couple days, I have no idea who on earth they could be from.
You're the one who brought up my bollocks, mate. You're a bit of a hypocrite. And Im just worried about my poor godson, of course, forced into your prescence. And knowing the Potter Stalk Genes, he'll likely be around for a good few long years.
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU PATHETIC GIT. DO NOT ASSUME THINGS BASED ON YOUR ROTTEN 5-YEAR-OLD LOGIC.
I'd better not be getting any mail from you. Do remember I have your beloved godson lurking right around the corner; I could cast the most vile spells on him in case you even dared. And I will.
BRILLIANT. DO TAKE HIM AWAY. I'd be most relieved.
And yet you still do not deny the fact that you cant swim. This is fantastic. I can drown you like that fungal bint in that Oz story. MEEELLTTINGG, MEELLTTINGG!! Ahahahahaha!! Smashing!
Are you trying to blackmail me? You cant blackmail a Black, you idiotic twat, its own our very name, for merlin's sake. Besides, Harry can handle himself, and give back twice as worse to you anyway. Ive taught him some excellent hexes.
If by "relieved" you mean "cry like a newborn", and Im sure you do.
ALL I SAID WAS THAT IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. BECAUSE IT ISN'T. I DON'T NEED TO SHARE ANY OF MY LIFE EXPERIENCES WITH THE LIKES OF YOU, AND SHALL AVOID DOING SO.
You're forgetting the fact that Potter is a speccy stalker git, and is apparently completely obsessed with my person. If can't stop that from happening, I might as well take advantage of it.
IF MALFOYS CRIED, I'M CERTAIN I WOULD ONCE SOMEONE GOT POTTER AWAY FROM THIS HOUSE. HE'S ABSOLUTELY MADDENING.
Would you like a rubber duckie as well, to take with you to your watery grave??
I have the utmost confidence that Harry would hex you blind if you deserved it. He's got a fine sense of justice like that. Me, Id hex you all the sodding time.
Maddening? Look, I dont want to hear about how my godson gets you all hot and bothered. The thought of you happy is disturbing.
He'd feel too guilty for ruining my fascinating, colour-shifting eyes, to put it in his own words. Your godson, you canine freak, is mental. I'm not the one who needs hexing.
CAN YOU NOT READ, YOU UTTER PILLOCK? I WAS TRYING TO SAY HE BABBLES ON AND ON ABOUT THE MOST UNINTERESTING THINGS AND IT DRIVES ME INSANE. NOT ANY OF THE FILTHY, ANIMALISTIC IDEAS YOU MUST'VE COME UP WITH.
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You know, I think Id rather prefer it if you didnt feel the need to talk about the sorts of dark, interesting places Remus' hands find themselves on my person. I was so hoping you wouldnt turn out like the rest of the family, with the RAMPANT INCEST and what, but I suppose its too much to ask. Still, if you must envision my cuppycake werewolf soulmate and I mid-coitus, do keep it to yourself.
So you rather picked up your eehntarweb again to please Harry. You're a bit desperate to please, I think.
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I am going to vomit.
THE ONLY REASON I PICKED UP THIS IDIOTIC THING AGAIN IS BECAUSE POTTER IS DRIVING ME INSANE, NOT ANYTHING ELSE. The Manor seems to be way too large for his fickle arse, which drives him into bugging the fuck out of me. INCESSANTLY.
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Buggering the fuck out of you incessantly, you say?? Gods, I hope hes using something, merlin knows whats crawling about in that diseased arse of yours.
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My arse is not diseased. In fact, my arse is not a public matter. Which is why you should try checking your own before going on about other people's PRIVATE AREAS.
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You're the one who brought up my bollocks, mate. You're a bit of a hypocrite. And Im just worried about my poor godson, of course, forced into your prescence. And knowing the Potter Stalk Genes, he'll likely be around for a good few long years.
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I'd better not be getting any mail from you. Do remember I have your beloved godson lurking right around the corner; I could cast the most vile spells on him in case you even dared. And I will.
BRILLIANT. DO TAKE HIM AWAY. I'd be most relieved.
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Are you trying to blackmail me? You cant blackmail a Black, you idiotic twat, its own our very name, for merlin's sake. Besides, Harry can handle himself, and give back twice as worse to you anyway. Ive taught him some excellent hexes.
If by "relieved" you mean "cry like a newborn", and Im sure you do.
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You're forgetting the fact that Potter is a speccy stalker git, and is apparently completely obsessed with my person. If can't stop that from happening, I might as well take advantage of it.
IF MALFOYS CRIED, I'M CERTAIN I WOULD ONCE SOMEONE GOT POTTER AWAY FROM THIS HOUSE. HE'S ABSOLUTELY MADDENING.
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I have the utmost confidence that Harry would hex you blind if you deserved it. He's got a fine sense of justice like that. Me, Id hex you all the sodding time.
Maddening? Look, I dont want to hear about how my godson gets you all hot and bothered. The thought of you happy is disturbing.
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He'd feel too guilty for ruining my fascinating, colour-shifting eyes, to put it in his own words. Your godson, you canine freak, is mental. I'm not the one who needs hexing.
CAN YOU NOT READ, YOU UTTER PILLOCK? I WAS TRYING TO SAY HE BABBLES ON AND ON ABOUT THE MOST UNINTERESTING THINGS AND IT DRIVES ME INSANE. NOT ANY OF THE FILTHY, ANIMALISTIC IDEAS YOU MUST'VE COME UP WITH.
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