*waves hello*

Jul 23, 2003 19:10

Hello everyone! I wanted to to introduce myself properly, and to proclaim to the world that tartinboxers and myself are no longer friends because she is a skank whore who is addicted to bad smutfic and never bothers to pay for her own lunch. She once wrestled a twinkie from me and demanded that she get to eat it all . She is mean and has made me cry more ( Read more... )

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carpissa_lynn July 23 2003, 23:41:22 UTC
Oh you so wish I'd give you another chance! *pffts* You should lay off the 'roids, marian, and concentrate on that *other* muscle - it sure could use some exercise.

klaider is so much better than you could ever hope to be. And snarkier too.

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BITCH! getlaidmarian July 23 2003, 23:52:04 UTC
You fucked me over for that three inch cock?

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Re: BITCH! swolencocks July 23 2003, 23:55:17 UTC
Never fear. I have NINE INCHES here *lovingly caresses whip handle* and I know how to use it.....

So how exactly should we go about making Hermione scream Ron's name?

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Re: BITCH! getlaidmarian July 24 2003, 00:20:10 UTC
*comes all over the floor*

If Ron knows what you know, love, it will be all too easy. Perhaps the "beauty's punishment" method in which Hermione is made to lie down over his lap and be swatted with her favorite hairbrush?

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tartinboxers July 24 2003, 12:42:37 UTC
You horrible awful bitch cow!

I was just going to ask you if you wanted to start a website with me, and you do this. You're just...awful.

I can't help that I'm addicted to Twinkies.

*cries*

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getlaidmarian July 24 2003, 13:16:07 UTC
I have posted an apology on your LJ. Please forgive me. I want to be bossed around.

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magoo69 July 24 2003, 14:32:46 UTC
I thought bossing you around was MY job. You're the Skank whore, not Tartty.

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hatelyn_mc July 24 2003, 19:12:56 UTC
You have been known to spread incurable fungus, so I'll pass on that pussy.

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carpissa_lynn July 24 2003, 20:30:19 UTC
Bitch, I know you aren't even thinking of saying that to me!

I know you're on a first-name basis with the staff at the free clinic and probably call some of them God too, you mean-spirited hussy.

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