Ass Master

[gt_general]

What is with the guy at the coffee shop downstairs who stands in the doorway and greets the customers at lunch as they come through the door - while vigorously feeling his own ass with both hands- constantly?

He needs an appropriate nickname but I got nothing except "assmaster". Suggestions?

Comments

[dr_sockman]

That is strange.

I think he should be called, Barrista Butthugger!!!

[gt_general]

Captain B.B for short?

[dr_sockman]

Maybe he should just be a Private?

[gt_general]

Oh yes, Indeedy, that it. PrIvate B.B

[aphua]

is this a single or double handed assfeeling?

[gt_general]

Double ass feeling

[aphua]

woah. that's special

[gt_general]

Its freakin weird... and yet I go past a couple of times a week just to see if he's still doing it...

[matt_hell]

i have to see this guy!!!

[gt_general]

He's your kinda special, you guys could hang out, he could sing in Crackwhore, while feeling his own ass with both hands of course...

Anyway, you were supposed to suggest a nickname...

[matt_hell]

i reckon if i meet mr buttinksi i would have a name instantly.