Comments | gryphonrhi: J K Rowlings meets Jeff Foxworthy. I may just be going to hell for this....

gryphonrhi

J K Rowlings meets Jeff Foxworthy. I may just be going to hell for this....

Sep 03, 2004 17:16

(Oh, and for the record: I did not write these. I received them in email. It's not my fault.)

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fandoms: harry potter, the south, cheerful things, easily amused

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kickair8p September 3 2004, 21:49:19 UTC

New activity at the next Eyrie-con -- Gryph-tipping! Hmmmm, safe landing area provided by
---> a: nearby pool?
---> b: extra-fluffy coleman air mattress?
---> c: compost heap?

Of course, Dragon-pacification must be undertaken ahead of time. Most effective method:
---> a: bribery?
---> b: ply him with intoxicants?
---> c: send him out for pizza?

KickAir 8P~ ---> been in Texas too long!
::g,d,rlh!::

~

gryphonrhi September 4 2004, 10:13:20 UTC

No, no compost heap. Pools, air mattress, Matthhew, all accceptable. Bribery might work; pizza has the problem that a. he'd say call it in, and b. he'd eventually come *back*....

nessa5 September 4 2004, 08:37:59 UTC

Those are to good not to share, I sent a link to my hubby with a warning not to be drinking anything at the time.

gryphonrhi September 4 2004, 10:15:43 UTC

::giggling:: That's how I felt when I got the email from my friend. (Who's the only person I know who had to admit that directions to his house include 'turn off the paved road', and that's he's hijacked a tractor before. Entirely by accident, but still.....)

technoshaman September 12 2004, 12:17:24 UTC

*snerk* Boggart into a doublewide. Redneck, all right.

Sign me,
married to an ex-redneck (they paved the road!)