Comics!fic: Hey There, Blondie Bear (Part 3/5)

May 31, 2012 15:49


Title: Hey There, Blondie Bear (Part 3/5)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Being normal doesn’t include having a vampire for a boyfriend, even one with a soul, but Spike’s not willing to be just her friend anymore.  Is “normal” all it’s cracked up to be?  Is it worth the price?  Begins after issue #10 (which will be released 6/13), which is when Spike will ( Read more... )

spuffy, comics, fanfic, s9

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slaymesoftly June 1 2012, 01:13:19 UTC
Oh, you did go there! LOL I'm absolutely loving this. Cannot wait till "Joan" appears on TV to tell the world. More soon?

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gryfndor_godess June 1 2012, 02:23:41 UTC
I went there. *g* So glad you're enjoying it. More soon-ish- early next week hopefully? Thanks for reading!

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annapurna_2 June 1 2012, 01:35:05 UTC
ROFL! Oh, my...this was soooo much fun!

“Blondie Bear, are you listening? This is a message from Joan. It hasn’t changed since last night. She loves you and misses you and wants you to come home and- oh who am I kidding, you’re not watching this! It’s been two months! You would have come home already! And by the way, that really, really offends me that you’re not watching! I thought things were better between us. I thought we ended on a high note! But no, you probably still think you’re better than me just because you have a soul. As if, you slayer-loving freak! Here I am, bending over backwards to help my own ex-boyfriend get with my own ex-arch-nemesis, and it’s out of the goodness of my heart! Not a soul! Meanwhile, what are you doing? Keeping us all waiting! Keeping all of America waiting! You’re probably doing it on purpose, you stupid British person! Where the hell are you? I hope the slayer kicks your ass when you get home ( ... )

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gryfndor_godess June 1 2012, 14:14:20 UTC
Oh, thank you, your lovely, long comment made me so happy! I'm so pleased that you can see these sorts of things happening and that you're enjoying the story. I was worried that people would think I had completely lost my marbles.

But most of all (and this is the really scary part), you know that Hollywood, the media and everyone in the country would react exactly this way. Ack!

Ah, I'm glad you can picture it, too! Every time I wondered if I was getting too ridiculous, I thought of al the reality shows these days and people who get briefly and inexplicably famous, like the Gosselins, and that made me feel better...and slightly in despair for the country. And I wasn't thinking of THG when I started writing, but as I went on that was definitely in the back of my mind, how everything is a performance and "reality" is a complete construct on television, and how audiences are always salivating for the next "epic" story.

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sarian71 June 1 2012, 18:32:18 UTC
Hahahaha!!! This was absolutely hilarious!

The power of the media, and all that... :D And Harmony of all people running the circus... Of course things got crazier and crazier, and blown out of proportion! Oooh, I can't wait to find out what Spike thinks about all this!!!

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gryfndor_godess June 2 2012, 00:35:07 UTC
Thank you so much! :D I'm glad you liked it!

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gingerwall June 2 2012, 23:37:55 UTC
Oh no! I mean, it if gets Spike back, this ploy will have been worth it. But even so, I can't see Buffy reacting well to life as a tabloid target, which is basically what she's signed up for now. She's definitely not Kardashian material.

I can't wait to read what comes next.

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gryfndor_godess June 3 2012, 02:56:42 UTC
It'll definitely be a radical change, but unlike the Kardashians, she won't keep seeking out fame! And hopefully the pseudonym will help her a bit. I definitely felt a bit bad at the thought of what she might have to put up with, but I figured, if she can take all the crazy stuff Dark Horse throws at her, she can take a little celebrity. :P

Thanks for reading!

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