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[grumpyopa]

((Congratulations. You get choices

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[pants_yourmove]

[[Aaron was outside, enjoying his walk and smiling. Then crazy guy with a Lamp! Aaron doesn't know who his leader is but he does what his fight/flight instinct usually tells him to do in such situations.

Aaron books off running in the opposite direction! He's a quick teenager, used to running away.]]

"Holy shit!"

[grumpyopa]

((Yea you're fucked, Aaron, M'boy. He's a barbarian and knows know limits.

He's gaining on you))

[pants_yourmove]

[[Aaron may be quick, but he's not an athlete. Or a barbarian for that matter.

Aaron is going to jump a fence and hit the ground running for the nearest house he can find.]]

"Oh crap, oh crap! Please be unlocked!"

god i really suck at typing today

[grumpyopa]

((Scrambling shortly after.))

GET BACK HERE.

[heartstar_blues]

[The Captain is walking his way to work. He does not look happy. Then a man walks up to him. This is not a good week for this.]

"Villager? What?

You want answers? Go ☠☠☠☠ yourself."

[grumpyopa]

That isn't an answer, so I will not be accepting it as one.

[heartstar_blues]

"That's not even a ☠☠☠☠ question.

Go be strange somewhere else, I got work to do."

[grumpyopa]

Alright fine. ((looks like you're walking away un--wait no i lied.))

FIRST, Where am I.

SECOND, Who's taken me here

THIRD, have you see a brown hair idiot who looks like he doesn't know what a brush is, or what pants are.

[evers_hacker]

[April was just enjoying her walk with her new puppy when some guy jumps out of the bushes with a lamp. And April just... stares at him. Even the puppy stares from where she's being held in her owner's arms.]

... You're, ah, new here, aren't you?

[grumpyopa]

If you mean to ask if I have ever been here before, no, I have not.

[evers_hacker]

[Yeah, she guessed as much with the "Take me to your leader" thing. She gives a nod while the puppy peers up at the strange man.]

I see... and have you been told anything about this place yet? [She's guessing a 'no' would be the answer here.]

[grumpyopa]

((Staring at.

Do you REALLY have to ask.))

[muskatli]

[Drops the cake she'd been baking painstakingly for Austria on the floor with a groan at the interruption, and grabs the nearest weapon.]

Who are you? WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

So much for finally having a man in the house.

[grumpyopa]

((THROWS THE DAMN SOFACHAIR OVER.))

ROME, WHERE IS HE? I KNOW HE'S HIDING HERE. ((There's evidence everywhere.))

[muskatli]

Rome is dead.

[grumpyopa]

I'm aware of that. ((Explains nothing.))

FIRST CHOICE, I CHOSE YOU

[politerudeness]

[ LETS OUT A GIRLY SCREAM he is an old man and this is doing terrible things to his blood pressure ]

What are you doing?! Cease this at once!

FIRST CHOICE USES--

[grumpyopa]

((--STEAL. Germania has just stolen YOUR lamp in exchange for his lamp. GERMANIA'S ATTAK RAISES BY ONE ohshiii...

Germania turns with his newfound lamp in hand.)) I'm looking for the man behind this!

[politerudeness]

[ IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE?! ]

He is not here, so please, leave and do not destroy our home! Do you realize how much time it will take to fix all this afterwords? And barging like this is simply rude and irresponsible! Have you no manners? No shame? You could have simply knocked! [ if he has a cane, he would be shaking it at you ]

[grumpyopa]

((staring at you as you lecture him.))

I don't recall you having authority over me.