Neat, sweet, petite

[grubbybastard]

Under no circumstances should whitman22 look behind the cut.

Comments

[thespisgeoff]

I generally hate moustaches.

But you're totally hot in one.

[rjb5]

Wow, you make a stunning Wednesday Addams.

*ducks*

[gregmce]

Ha! That's fantastic! So did you grow the mustache or go the spirit gum route? Either way, color me amused and impressed.

(And admit it, you now want to wear a velvet jacket and cravat to work every day.)

[grubbybastard]

Neither -- the mustache is drawn on with eyeliner. I actually cannot grow a mustache (or a beard); that would seem to be a secondary sex characteristic that is beyond me. I generally compensate for this by gravitating toward reasonably hairy guys....

[gregmce]

If there's ever a way to somehow pass along facial hair genes, I promise to give you half of mine.

[grubbybastard]

Maybe rubbing your facial hair up against my face would do the trick?

[furfairy]

And the person in the middle is dressed as a violist?

[composerscott]

What do you do with a dead violist?

Move 'em back a chair....

Badum BUM!

[guignolhornpipe]

HA!

[composerscott]

Thank you! I'm here 'til Thursday! Tip your bartender!

[joe_zeroaire]

Rawr. You do sport a sexy mustache.

You're taller than I thought you'd be!

[grubbybastard]

*blush*

Na, I'm just standing near short people. :)