Oh my god. My parents want me to choose a college today. Here's the rundown of my options ( Read more... )

The smell of wood smoke is still in my hair ( Read more... )

Dear colleges ( Read more... )

Well, so much for not updating.

Yesterday was fun. I had an ice cream cone outside in the whipping cold with the beauteous and benevolent Bethusaleh. My friend Hannah rides horses, so afterwards she took us to her stable and I rode a horse for the very first time since...oh, eons ago, when we'd first come to America, and I was six, and my mom and ( Read more... )

Ahhh. As these crazy winter months pass by, so do the days of our lives. I wonder if wherever I am next year will have such fickle weather. Anyway, updates on life ( Read more... )

My crap brother lives in the room next to me and for the past year has been practicing his drum set many hours a day ( Read more... )

Happy New Year!

Or as we Ruskie say, NOVI GOD! And Merry Festivus.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAROFLROFLFORORLROROLO

(They're singing about the new year. Novi means new and god means year. Yeah. It's fucking great.)

(And would you get a load of those ears? That's what communism does to you, man. Brutal.)

I've gotten into Pratt Institute in Brooklyn, AKA Ani's Wee Artsy Top Choice School. So, remaining obstacles ( Read more... )

All right, LJ, what the fuck is up with this Adult Content Notice bullshit?!

My little sister is 7 and too thick to understand knock-knock jokes ( Read more... )