Where Things Are At

[grrrm]

Woah!  What the heck, nine days without a post?  Sorry FTBG fans, I thought Pesci was picking up the slack while I have been swallowed up by pimply-faced goons wanting me to edit their college essays.  Alas, it appears I was wrong.  Looks like Liotta has to come to the rescue yet again.

So where are we, anyways?  Well, September is upon us, and

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I cannot believe that fat fuck!

[anonymous]

A DANCE WITH DRAGONS: I took a good hard swack at the Meereenese knot. The sword bounced off and cut my nose off. Bugger.

A haiku for this occasion:

werewolfs wild cards
nobody cares you fat fuck
i hope your show fails

-ericksen

[anonymous]

GAH! Why do I keep coming back here? I walked the fuck out on TOTH.com almost a year ago, and I wouldn't even think of GRRM if it wasn't for you two guniea fucks. But no, you have to post a mildly amusing blog every few days that FORCES me to read hamhocks not-a-blog to understand what the fuck you asshats are talking about.

Fuck You FTBG!

(jk, I love you fucks)

[grrrm]

We love you too, ya fuck!

[anonymous]

Even if Pesci's been plunking his magic twanger, thanks again guys for giving all of us a forum in which to vent our misanthropy towards The Mountain Who Doesn't Write. As far as I'm concerned you two will never have to pay for another drink in Columbus, OH.

[kehnonymous]

The bird is cruel

[anonymous]

The Mountain that Tweaks finishes his latest blog with the words 'The bird is cruel'. Some may think this is a reference to a line from the Heinlein short story 'The Unpleasant Profession of Jonathan Hoag'. I prefer to think of it as a reference to the bird that Georgey regularly flips at his fans.

[anonymous]

Maybe we should retitle the page FTBP (Finish The Blog, Pesci)
Chris, the Aussie one

[grrrm]

Ouch. And here I am listening to Colin Hay while I read this. You Aussies love to toy with my emotions.

[anonymous]

Colin Hay no longer identifies as Australian, he was born a Scot and he now refers to himself as Scottish. Most Australian sounding Scotsman I've ever heard.
Chris, the Aussie one

[grrrm]

You're going to spend the whole day crushing my hopes and dreams, aren't you?