Sunday Ryan invited me to Pride Fest -- actually, he invited Tery, who declined (she has an irrational fear of gay bashing, even though I'm pretty sure that, were homophobes to show up, they'd be decidedly in the minority). Ryan assumed I'd be too tired after working Saturday night. Foolish boy. Saturdays are usually very slow and I manage
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I love that hammock! Looks tropical, and comfy too.
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Your friends are poops. You should go to Pride and make new ones.
I love it too! I eagerly look forward to swinging in the shade, sipping virgin strawberry daiquiris (or smoothies, as Tery calls them).
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They are poops. But alas, I am too scared to drive San Fran streets by myself. *hates heights*
Be careful not to spill! I have seen way too many hammock accidents in my time...
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I'm going to be the bad guy who points out that it is obvious, because it is a team of women playing rugby.
Pride sounds friggin' awesome, if you bring your own water bottles in your miniature backpack covered in rainbow patches. I was supposed to go this year with my friend who's been talking about buying some rainbow condoms, but it turns out I can't remember dates to save my life. Or to keep my bestest gay boi friend from contracting AIDS.
How will you stop the hammock from drooping? That is my main hammock concern.
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I bought my own water but Ryan and Megan both insisted they frisked at the door (they were wrong) so I scarfed it down on the train. Shame on you for letting your boi friend down. (does he have AIDS? Or are you using hyperbole?)
My hammock won't droop because my ass isn't fat enough to make it droop. No, actually, it hadn't occurred to me. Thanks for spoiling my Caribbean getaway.
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I'm using hyperbole, like I do. He doesn't have AIDS, but he's the sort of dumbass that will forego a condom if there isn't one in the immediate vicinity. He's also a dumbass that lost his virginity with his brother sleeping right next to him.
Your ass doesn't have to be fat enough. Squirrels will make the thing droop.
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That is dumb. I hope for his sake he smartens up.
We'll see. It's cheap enough that a little droopage won't break my heart.
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I'm happy that you went to the Pride. I haven't been to one for quite a while. I went a few times in Atlanta, talk about hot, and even fewer in Seattle. (It's not that I haven't any Pride, I just don't like to get all sweaty in a crowd. And potty pylons - I don't like them either.) I am a lame marcher and I rely on you, yes You, Sir, specifically, to go for me. I hope that when you got home you demonstrated some of the go-go dancing for Tery so she won't feel like she missed out on much.
Cheers on bringing your computer creature to life.
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Tery isn't nearly as interested in Babylon boys as I am. But let's face it, dykes just don't dance as well.
It's alive.....aliiiiiiiive.....
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