My weekend, in the smallest nutshell I can manage

Jun 26, 2007 23:24

Sunday Ryan invited me to Pride Fest -- actually, he invited Tery, who declined (she has an irrational fear of gay bashing, even though I'm pretty sure that, were homophobes to show up, they'd be decidedly in the minority). Ryan assumed I'd be too tired after working Saturday night. Foolish boy. Saturdays are usually very slow and I manage ( Read more... )

ryan, teh gays, pride fest, ebay, pigeons

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metatronis June 27 2007, 08:50:56 UTC
Someday I will go to Pride! Someday! Every year it seems like all my friends are busy or not willing to drive to San Francisco with me. ...some...day...

I love that hammock! Looks tropical, and comfy too.

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grrgoyl June 27 2007, 16:05:37 UTC
Why did I think you lived in NY? Have you ever lived in NY? Maybe because I always forget that CA bans ferrets too. You've just rocked my world...

Your friends are poops. You should go to Pride and make new ones.

I love it too! I eagerly look forward to swinging in the shade, sipping virgin strawberry daiquiris (or smoothies, as Tery calls them).

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metatronis June 28 2007, 09:48:20 UTC
Aha, no, I have never lived in NY. Visited a couple of times, but not for more than a week. I live much closer to you than that!

They are poops. But alas, I am too scared to drive San Fran streets by myself. *hates heights*

Be careful not to spill! I have seen way too many hammock accidents in my time...

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HEY OLD FRIEND BEAR LIZZIELOUDOTCOM. kavieshana June 27 2007, 20:13:04 UTC
4) it's a lesbian team, which isn't obvious from the shirt.

I'm going to be the bad guy who points out that it is obvious, because it is a team of women playing rugby.

Pride sounds friggin' awesome, if you bring your own water bottles in your miniature backpack covered in rainbow patches. I was supposed to go this year with my friend who's been talking about buying some rainbow condoms, but it turns out I can't remember dates to save my life. Or to keep my bestest gay boi friend from contracting AIDS.

How will you stop the hammock from drooping? That is my main hammock concern.

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Thanks for the shout-out grrgoyl June 27 2007, 22:49:51 UTC
Listen you. It's only obvious if you go to the website, which isn't possible with just the shirt alone. The team logo doesn't depict cute, athletic girls performing oral sex on each other (more's the pity).

I bought my own water but Ryan and Megan both insisted they frisked at the door (they were wrong) so I scarfed it down on the train. Shame on you for letting your boi friend down. (does he have AIDS? Or are you using hyperbole?)

My hammock won't droop because my ass isn't fat enough to make it droop. No, actually, it hadn't occurred to me. Thanks for spoiling my Caribbean getaway.

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Re: Thanks for the shout-out kavieshana June 29 2007, 19:46:21 UTC
I'll repeat: it's a women's rugby team shirt worn by women who watch the games. It's obvious. So says my poll of three.

I'm using hyperbole, like I do. He doesn't have AIDS, but he's the sort of dumbass that will forego a condom if there isn't one in the immediate vicinity. He's also a dumbass that lost his virginity with his brother sleeping right next to him.

Your ass doesn't have to be fat enough. Squirrels will make the thing droop.

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Re: Thanks for the shout-out grrgoyl June 30 2007, 00:30:29 UTC
And I'm telling you that, being completely ignorant of sports, I'm the perfect control. If I saw someone walking down the street wearing this shirt, man or woman, I would not immediately think "Ah. Lesbian."

That is dumb. I hope for his sake he smartens up.

We'll see. It's cheap enough that a little droopage won't break my heart.

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Hello Hi Hithere Howyadoin lizzieloudotcom June 27 2007, 23:28:47 UTC
That's a niiiice hammock. Rainbow colored is it?

I'm happy that you went to the Pride. I haven't been to one for quite a while. I went a few times in Atlanta, talk about hot, and even fewer in Seattle. (It's not that I haven't any Pride, I just don't like to get all sweaty in a crowd. And potty pylons - I don't like them either.) I am a lame marcher and I rely on you, yes You, Sir, specifically, to go for me. I hope that when you got home you demonstrated some of the go-go dancing for Tery so she won't feel like she missed out on much.

Cheers on bringing your computer creature to life.

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Re: Hello Hi Hithere Howyadoin grrgoyl June 28 2007, 04:06:45 UTC
It IS rainbow-colored. In my defense, the alternative is those awful rope ones that I'm afraid would leave marks in my smooth, creamy flesh. And if you're going to mock it, see if I let you sit in it when you come visit.

Tery isn't nearly as interested in Babylon boys as I am. But let's face it, dykes just don't dance as well.

It's alive.....aliiiiiiiive.....

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