II

[groundedkirke]

I still have drinking songs stuck in my head. Cadwallader and Demelza, I blame you two entirely.

Oi, Jack - you have Anger Management Classes?? Hah!

Comments

[hufflebee]

Oh you poor thing Try not to laugh Bee. Even though it's really funny...

[groundedkirke]

Yes - I am. It was traumatic. I know you're laughing at me, Bee. Ugh. I just don't see why people don't belive me in the first place.

[hufflebee]

Selective sight maybe?

Like selective hearing... only y'know with your eyes.

Or they might not care, that might be another reason.

[groundedkirke]

I wish they didn't care. Then they'd stop prescribing me useless remedies. Remedies which mostly involve shoving pygmy puffs under my nose.

Selective sight? Yeah - I get it. I reckon some of our classmates suffer from it.

[booksandquills]

Right. I'll go and inform her to take her pet elsewhere and leave you alone. Perhaps you should consider going to the hospital wing to get a potion for the allergic reaction too.

[groundedkirke]

Thank you, Hermione. I really, really appreciate it. And I would - except that I hate the Hospital Wing, and the potions never last long anyway. It'll go down when that godawful creature is out of sight.

[sumby_seeks]

Drinking songs? So this must have been Friday night then as Cad was in our room last night... Thanks for telling me that, I have a girlfriend and best friend to be pissed off at.

And 2 lessons.

[groundedkirke]

You're over the top, mate.

Er - I just said I had drinking songs stuck in my head? I don't know what all this Friday night is all about. Demelza, you owe me BIG time.

[sumby_seeks]

*rolls eyes*

I don't believe you. And I'm not stupid, I know you were all drinking in your tower on Friday night,

[groundedkirke]

Actually, we weren't drinking in our tower, Summerby. We were in the Gryff changing rooms. I love technicalities sometimes.

Private to Sixth Years, sans Quintus and Jack

[im_a_cad]

I give it two minutes. Jack will last longer than Quintus, but that's only because he's the instigator.

Re: Private to Sixth Years, sans Quintus and Jack

[groundedkirke]

I'd almost feel sorry for Quintus if it weren't so damn funny.

Re: Private to Sixth Years, sans Quintus and Jack

[demelza_r]

You're laughing too? Poor Jack.

Re: Private to Sixth Years, sans Quintus and Jack

[groundedkirke]

Of course I'm laughing, Jack, Quintus, being forced to control themselves when in each others' presence. Fucking hilarious, Dem.

[demelza_r]

What are you talking about? YOU were the one singing the loudest!

[groundedkirke]

You started me up! If you hadn't started on that first verse - there would have been no singing. At all. Your ears would have been spared.