Dr. Ballon's Extreme! Survey: Question 1

[groovygravy]

This one's for the ladies (although men can also answer with their personal preferences

Comments

[amyrose8]

Liquid gold.

[groovygravy]

As fininacially rewarding as that does sound, I would have to imagine that many young women would have this same idea, thus substantially lowering the value of gold. Eventually, we would have to move off of the gold standard and onto the golem standard (Discworld reference).

[dementiapraecox]

Amy's idea sounds really, really good from an I'm-broke standpoint, but since gold has a pretty high melting point, liquid gold just sounds really painfully scalding to me. And since there's no way to liquify financial security, I'm going to have to go with: orange juice in one, warm melted chocolate in the other.

[groovygravy]

That sounds pretty delicious. We were also discussing which celebrity's liquids would be in highest demand (because we figured each celebrity would most likely brand and sell theirs), and we all agreed on Angelina Jolie. Thoughts?

[dementiapraecox]

Angelina Jolie for sure.

Also, provided that her liquid wouldn't be poisonous, maybe Paris Hilton? Aren't all the kids going nuts for her?

[groovygravy]

I wouldn't go anywhere near anything that came from her body. It's made of poison and termites.