It's a Midwest/East Massacre.

[grizzlyland]

|| Intentions are good: Surtsey doesn't care. He's not taking it well. Since he's not supposed to be Montana, he can't take his anger issues out on people to their faces. Instead, he's going around and smearing blood on doors, chopping bedroom doors to pieces and lighting stuff on fire. Sorry, every state that he considers "Midwest" and "East

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[devilwentdownto]

he stares at the wreck that is now his door.
W-wha' tha... w-wha' tha hell?

[grizzlyland]

|| Walks up behind Will, doing his best to look innocent with none of the evidence near him. ||

Oh. That was...that's your door, huh? Too bad.

[devilwentdownto]

He holds up a splintered, bloody piece of would.
Who would do tha'?

[grizzlyland]

|| Pauses, considers lying, but then decides to just give up the truth. ||

I did it.

[coffee_octopus]

......Hey hey what's going on, Sur? What's with the destruction?

[grizzlyland]

Those damn fuckers are gettin' in the middle of my business again, Washington! They can't just leave me alone, can they? Gotta take the horrrer- || Stops mid-rant. He's supposed to be Surtsey. ||

Some assholes just can't leave other people alone. I'm teaching them a lesson.

You know, you should be pissed too.

[coffee_octopus]

Really? Why? Did something happen at home?

[grizzlyland]

Uh, no. Not at my home. Nothing ever happens there.

It's in America. These assholes are stealing horse. Because those jerks in D.C. still everything! Assholes! || That came out a little forced. Foreigners hate Americans because they get in the way, right? ||

[olbay_seasoned]

*oh you've got to be kidding* Um, excuse you, but you better fix that door before I cap your kneecaps, hun!

I kinda need to you, you know, protect my privacy!

[grizzlyland]

Hun? || Oh. A girl. She looks familiar, but he can't figure out why. He is unimpressed anyway. ||

Which door? Who are you?

[olbay_seasoned]

I'm Maryland, hello! Right next to West Virginia and Delaware? Below Pennsylvania, above Virginia? The Best State Ever!?

[grizzlyland]

I'm not American. I don't fucking care. || Hisses at the claim of "best state ever." He's the LAST BEST PLACE, dammit. It means he's the best at everything. ||

You could always just change in the public bathrooms.

[thatwashington]

{ something is very off with this picture. namely how her door is smashed in and... is that blood? }
Wha-what happened?

[grizzlyland]

...

|| All his warning bells are going off in his mind. He knows this person, and he knows he should hate her. Who was she again? ||

Looks like someone is on a rampage.

[thatwashington]

Clearly. Wish they could have spared my door though.
{ she picks up her flag, looking it over with a frown. }

[grizzlyland]

Yeah, why would they? You think you're more special than everyone else who got hit?

|| Quick glance at the flag, and then makes a face. It's ugly and familiar. Damn, who was she? He didn't want to come out and ask, because she could always lie if she suspected him of anything. Better just figure it out on his own. ||

[hawkeyeiowa]

[Well, this sucks. His door looks like a product of the Shining with nice gash right in the middle of the flag on his door, too. And...the Hawkeyes logo has been desecrated with blood of some type. Is this considered heresy by any church...ever?]

Aw man, this is gonna take forever to clean. Hopefully the dog didn't get out again. [It looks like bloody tornado damage to him. Nothing to be too shocked over, though he is pretty suspicious.]

[grizzlyland]

|| Iowa. Definitely one of the people he needs to kick around a bit. His anger escalates. ||

Whose blood do you think that is, asshole? || Of course, he wouldn't. He likes animals. However, he's gonna do anything to get a rise out of the people he feels have wronged him. ||

[hawkeyeiowa]

[His conflict avoidance senses are tingling, but he's never seen this guy before. Nothing too bad can come from this, right?]

Uh, no idea...sir?

[grizzlyland]

|| Gestures wildly towards the door. ||

You hear any barking, asshole? You take the things that are important to other people, and they take stuff right back!