The Gang of Six [ ic | open ]

[grizzlyland]

[ Contrary to popular belief, Montana actually does know how to use the internet. After searching for dirt on his bosses, he finds something that shocks and amazes him. ]

Oh...oh my god. [ His look of astonishment slowly turns into an obnoxious, prideful smirk as he continues to read. ]

"...the committe cowboy, trying to wrangle everyone in line

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[devilwentdownto]

He looks up surprised.
An'... tha's different how?

[grizzlyland]

You've been away from home too long. How is it not different?

I'm making sure your people especially don't get any of their fancy, free health care. Ha!

[devilwentdownto]

Tha... not getting health care thin'... Ah don' really get health care. Bu'... why would ya... keep tha' away from us?

[grizzlyland]

Because you don't need it! Maybe you'll become less of a pussy if you learn how to walk it off every now and then.

I never go to doctors, and I'm one tough, healthy fucker.

[tetoncowgirl]

[Reads over that once...twice. Well, not too bad. Could be worse.]

Well, at least I have common sense. Not so much shrewd with numbers though...

[grizzlyland]

Yeah, I noticed one of your bosses there too. Probably just there to drink all my coffee. [ Points at her, serious. ] You owe me a lot of coffee.

[tetoncowgirl]

Between that and your boss probably stuffing his face with beef jerky and Oreos. And really? A huge map of your state? Is that really necessary?

[grizzlyland]

Hey, Baucus is a healthy guy. There's nothing wrong with jerky. And of course it's fuckin' necessary. We're doing you all a favor.

[ehlay]

[ reading through these quickly over his shoulder. hm. ]

My, I didn't know you were one for gossip. ♥ Though it's not really dirt, y'know.

[grizzlyland]

I'm not-- [ Oh shit. He has to pause and swallow (in a very manly fashion, of course). ]

I'm not gossiping. I'm just trying to make sure they don't do anything dumb while I'm gone! They're good guys, but sometimes my bosses like to do stupid shit when I'm not paying attention.

[ehlay]

Relaaax, I was just kidding. ♥

[ giggling. barrel roll, y/n? ]

Still, looking up information on people, regardless of your true intentions, is really quite devious. It doesn't matter if you're watching their every move, politicians will always cook up or approve half-baked schemes.

[grizzlyland]

I'm not obvious.

[ Attempts to swat her away with his newspaper. And then stops mid-swap. ]

...do you know something? What happened? Was it Schweitzer? No. No. [ Thinks. ] I bet it was Tester. Did Tester finally lose his marbles and drive his tractor around the capital or somethin'?