Four knitted scarves

[grimmdark]

916 Bilko Boulevard, Accidental Phonecall. Unfiltered. Open to housemates

*the phone picks up mid-conversation, as if it's been knocked off the hook by clumsy teenagers Rose's voice comes from not too far.*

I still cannot believe we are doing this. Enjoyable as it might be, I must admit I still have some reservations about it.

Rose, I assure

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[foretastes]

Something smells fishy!

[foretastes]

Can't have something for nothing!

[chastesaw]

I suppose that's fair, though I might also suppose that the free trade of information regarding ones thoughts between friends should hardly be a rationed commodity. If you have another suggestion for equivalent exchange that does not necessitate broaching my promise to Rose I will gladly offer it.

[foretastes]

Do whatever you're doing with Rose to me.

[can you hear the wink in her voice

can you

>;]

> ;]

>;]]

[chastesaw]

That is reckless, Terezi. Exceptionally reckless. You know not for what you ask.

[foretastes]

I want it. [her voice is taunting now.] I want all of it!

[chastesaw]

Very well, if you insist I am left with no option but to acquiesce to your demands.

I will expect you at my human hive tomorrow evening for initial measurements.

[foretastes]

...

Measurements?

[chastesaw]

Yes, measurements. You were adamant that you wanted to undertake the same activities as Rose Lalonde, and said activities warrant the measuring of body ratios and lengths.

[foretastes]

No way. This sounds gross!

[chastesaw]

Terezi, do you really think that I am the type of individual who would allow myself to be caught unalive in the midst of actions that others would term "gross"? Let alone while accompanied by Rose Lalonde, even.

It would wreak havoc on my wardrobe.

[foretastes]

You just want to know the size of my bulge. I can see right through you!

[Terezi you don't even have a bulge what]

[chastesaw]

Unless I have been gravely misled in all the sweeps I have known you, Terezi Pyrope, you do not possess a bulge. And even if you did that is not what I would be measuring.

[foretastes]

Yes, I do! Or maybe I don't! You're trying to trick me into describing it to you!

[chastesaw]

Why in the infinite realms of possibility would I ever want to know anything remotely of the sort? This isn't--

--we are getting sidetracked. Terezi I assure you that my intentions and measurements have nothing to do with your potentially existent Schrodinger's bulge.

[foretastes]

Kanaya, I already have a matesprit! [>;D]