Three Knitted Giant Ties

Oct 27, 2011 16:10

Around Mayfield, daytime. Open to all.

[There is a giant Rose walking down the street. Streets, sometimes. She seems to be pretty calm considering she's suddenly bigger than she could ever be, but this is Rose we are talking about. At least her clothes grew with her. God bless long concealing 50's skirts and stupidly long dark socks too ( Read more... )

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chastesaw October 28 2011, 09:08:04 UTC
...what.

Rose. Rose Lalonde, please take care not to step on people.

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chastesaw October 30 2011, 06:37:19 UTC
I suppose I can understand that point of view when you phrase it like that. If you feel the need to rampage, kindly alert me beforehand.

Rose, I feel like I should point out that while he would most assuredly deserve a stomping unparalleled in history or fiction, he is likely residing in my human hive right now. And I live there.

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grimmdark October 30 2011, 22:09:33 UTC
If I do so, you will be given a hand before I begin.

Surely you can always find a better place to reside for the time being. At any rate, the town is likely to repair whatever damage is inflicted on the house.

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chastesaw October 31 2011, 05:41:41 UTC
Likely, but not certain. And from what I understand, living in a domicile other than your assigned hive will result in panscrubbing.

So while I sympathize with your intentions I am afraid I must render a veto on any and all stompings.

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grimmdark October 31 2011, 17:41:08 UTC
And I know I would hate to listen to you ramble about anything without your wordiness.

[The rambling, though, it's implied.]

I wonder what makes you think you held any authority over me, specially since I, and this by no means brings delight to me, do have you on the palm of my hand.

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chastesaw October 31 2011, 19:16:22 UTC
*And she stands straight up to look Rose in the eyes with as much verve as she can muster.* Because we're friends, Rose Lalonde.

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grimmdark November 1 2011, 17:13:12 UTC
So now you take that for granted. Very well.

[That actually made wonders for her mood.]

Anywhere you want to go, then? Or shall I simply wander idly and try not to step on unsuspecting drones.

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chastesaw November 1 2011, 19:09:20 UTC
It would seem foolish to deny it at this point.

...I don't have a preference, only that we keep property destruction to a minimum if possible.

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grimmdark November 2 2011, 16:32:10 UTC
For some reason the banter that came with musing about it made things easier to assume. You could say it helped to keep our current debacle in perspective.

I'll manage somehow, then.

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chastesaw November 2 2011, 17:10:18 UTC
The banter, or assuming? And yes, I'd hope you would be capable of doing that.

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grimmdark November 2 2011, 17:16:07 UTC
Does it matter now? [what is being evasive.] Now we settle for a familiar camaraderie as so called chums, and therefore such matters don't hold any value now. Unless you are Dave, but I am glad that is far from the case.

[It's only that poking fun of Dave and playing with their odd relationship is one of the few ways she can honestly have fun.]

Maybe it would prove to be profitable to carry the stomping over to my house, as it's devoid of anybody sans me. I could use the time off without worries for all that matters.

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chastesaw November 3 2011, 05:13:19 UTC
I would hope that a sudden declaration of friendship would not mean we could not banter anymore. That would be depressing. As would be becoming Dave - not to insult him, but I think I'm much more well suited to be Kanaya.

If you would like to destroy your own human hive I certainly can't stop you.

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grimmdark November 3 2011, 18:04:16 UTC
Yes, you are right. On both accounts, to be precise. We just have to find another topic to banter about. It would be a pity to lose such an excellent conversation partner while trapped in here.

Then again, that raises the interrogation of where would I spend the night as well. It seems no matter what happens I can't get all to work appropriately.

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chastesaw November 3 2011, 19:12:24 UTC
Rose Lalonde, I assure you that I believe between the two of us we will think of something.

I would offer my own hive, but that's hardly suitable given the nature of my human adult male lusus, a mutual acquaintance of ours.

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grimmdark November 3 2011, 19:27:10 UTC
We might as well, yes.

Hence why I offered my current predisposition to flatten bothersome ones, with the added benefit of giving you a suitable excuse to come to my own residence. I have come to think that drones, dull and annoying as they are, are still better than Scratch.

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chastesaw November 4 2011, 12:37:44 UTC
Unfortunately, for all that he unnerves me, the other residents of my hive have done nothing to warrant becoming collateral damage, particularly when anything we are capable of doing to him will be undone in a day. Consequently my veto stands.

Rose are you inviting me to spend a nocturnal cycle taking respite at your human hive?

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