Improbable Off-the-Wall Wish List for the Remainder of SGA's Season Five

Sep 03, 2008 16:28

I've managed to offically wean myself off of spoielrs for the rest of the season. So to satsify that addictive, WANTNEEDNOW portion of my brain, I've concocted a list of all the things that would MAKE MY MILLENIUM if it just so happened to appear on screen. A few of them are beyond pipe-dream status, and no, you cannot judge me.

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trystings September 3 2008, 22:24:00 UTC
Canon confirmation on whether John or Dave is the older/younger brother.

DeanDave is OLDER! *g*

And oh god yes, road trip. It's the least they can give us.

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greyias September 4 2008, 14:04:19 UTC
DeanDave is OLDER! *g*

I told you about my tendency to waffle on that right? XD I think I've been reading too many Outcast Big Bang fics where Dave was younger because the scale has started to tip back in that direction.

It's such a minor detail, I don't know why it bugs me!

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trystings September 4 2008, 19:15:25 UTC
Nononononoooo, tip 'em back, John is younger! :D

Well, okay, maybe John isn't younger canonwise (who knows, the writers sure don't) but David ACTS older.

Also, one more for the list: Rodney winning the Nobel prize. XD

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greyias September 5 2008, 14:04:37 UTC
Nobel prize, but of course! *points up to ETA*

Nononononoooo, tip 'em back, John is younger! :D

...kay. (My willpower, it is so strong.)

David ACTS older.

That's because John is Forever Young! XD

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leesa_perrie September 3 2008, 22:32:39 UTC
All of it, I want all of it...especially the enhydra lutris fear! And babysitting...and road trip... and...!!!

Hmm, gonna have to think about my own list tomorrow!

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greyias September 4 2008, 14:06:00 UTC
I think if the enhydra lutris fear showed up on screen, I would seriously start checking my house for listening devices -- but it would also amuse me to no end.

We need to have an "uncle" babysitting scene though! Preferably with all three!

...while on the road trip.

ETA: Yes! You should totally post your own list!

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leesa_perrie September 4 2008, 14:49:34 UTC
LOL!! Not fixated on the road trip, are you? Noooo...!! I have two items on my list...but I keep getting distracted by S4 of NCIS!

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greyias September 5 2008, 13:52:57 UTC
I have no strong feelings about that road trip... at ALL.

And season four of NCIS can be distracting. What with, you know, and all.

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greyias September 4 2008, 14:07:37 UTC
It would quite possibly be the most cracktastic fic ever, but it would be so much fun! Just a handful of the above would make me happy. Especially the part about the bacon.

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naye September 4 2008, 07:35:34 UTC
Ahhh, yes! Good list! Especially the road trip. OMG WANT SO BAD! (So bad that it makes me capslock. *g*)

Two things - no, wait. There are three things that would make me bounce so high I reached orbit if we got them. (Okay. Four things, but that's just because I really, really want a real hug between John and Rodney. And also Athosian head-touches between Teyla and Rodney and Teyla and Ronon, since canon has never seen fit to show us those.)

...so, those are the first two of my five things. The other three are:

Bodyswap!!! (I cannot use enough exclamation marks to express how MUCH I want to see this in canon. It's one of those things that would be entertaining in fic, but it'd never be the same as watching the cast play each other.)

AU! With actual AU characters, and not just random aliens and dying suns and such. I don't need this as much as I do bodyswap, since fic can do really good AU stuff, but. Yes. Extra special bonus points if we actually get to see something of Rod's dimension's characters!

Groundhog Day! Every show ( ... )

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greyias September 4 2008, 14:14:26 UTC
May I say YES to your additions? XD I mean, they're all very fun in fic format, but it's a whole other thing to see them on screen. Especially the bodyswap! I giggle at just the thought of Joe F trying to emulate Rodney... or any of the other actors trying to be McKay. (Okay, now I have the hilarious image of Jason M. trying to play Rodney, complete with flaily arms of panic.)

And timeloops! Yes! The SG-1 timeloop episode is my favorite of the whole series (both from a humor, story, and editing/technical standpoint). SGA would knock that sucker out of the park!

I really, really want a real hug between John and Rodney. And also Athosian head-touches between Teyla and Rodney and Teyla and Ronon, since canon has never seen fit to show us those

WORD100!! To all of those!

Oh, these lists are fun! :D

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naye September 4 2008, 19:51:23 UTC
May I say YES to your additions? XD

YES! XD

Especially the bodyswap! I giggle at just the thought of Joe F trying to emulate Rodney... or any of the other actors trying to be McKay. (Okay, now I have the hilarious image of Jason M. trying to play Rodney, complete with flaily arms of panic.)

See - every single combination I can think of would be genius! I honestly cannot decide what I most want to see. But DH does a mean JF impression, and seeing it in canon would keep me amused for infinite time. Of course, I can also imagine him trying to pull of Teyla's patience (not to mention - there would be baby involved!!), or Ronon's... size. *g*

Any of the others playing Rodney would be insane. And priceless. And just - any of them, with those lines at that speed, and the hands and - all of it!

Or JF and JM switching characters, since they're such close friends in real life - have they observed each other closely enough to pull of the other's character?

And RL playing any of the boys would probably kill me dead, because the sudden " ( ... )

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greyias September 5 2008, 14:01:49 UTC
<-- John as Teyla?

It's making me giggle, actually. I'm terribly immature. ♥

The image of John as Teyla trying to play Mom slays me! And I can see JF and JM pulling wild exaggerations of each other for laughs, and oh, TPTB, you must give us a bodyswap ep!... or just a scene, and then resume plot. I'm not picky!

Ahh, yes. And then there are timeloops, which would be so much fun because they crack the characters stuck in them, and I so like watching my beloved characters crack. Especially when it's fixable!

I have a possibly unhealthy love for timeloops, for all of the cracked fun, and genuine frustration, that results from them. I possibly love them more when they're heartbreaking and funny at the same time, like Supernatural's timeloop episode.

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xparrot September 4 2008, 13:26:29 UTC
ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!! & John on a motorcycle.

Also I second Naye's Bodyswap. OMG YES PLZ!!

I want a B-team GO ep - Zelenka, Lorne, Chuck, the nurse Marie, and Amelia can come too - all saving the city while Our Heroes are stuck in some incredibly boring/silly off-world ceremony. (perhaps that involves makeup. Or fuzzy animals.)

...hey, is there a McWhump comm? Because there really ought to be. WE HAVE NEEDS TOO!

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greyias September 4 2008, 14:31:07 UTC
B-team episode! Oh yes! With high action happening on the home front, explosions, drama, WHUMP, and tense action music--and then we cut over to Team Sheppard with a lackadaisical tune playing in the background, and John is forced to wear a ridiculously oversized headdress because he's team leader. Then we go back to the action and the real plot, with more explosions, blood, and typically exciting scifi things!

ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!! & John on a motorcycle.

AT THE SAME TIME! Maybe John acquires a motorcycle on the team road trip, and that's how Ronon manages to get his chance at driving the car? XD

Best. Roadtrip. EVER.

Also I second Naye's Bodyswap. OMG YES PLZ!!

THIRDED!

...hey, is there a McWhump comm? Because there really ought to be. WE HAVE NEEDS TOO!

There are two that I know of, but sadly neither are active except for the occasional post every six months or so. Which makes no sense, because Rodney hurts so good!

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