Except for you

[gregvaneekhout]

Overall, I'm a pretty happy guy. I'm gentle, too. I don't get in fights. Mostly because I figure I'd lose a lot of fights, but also because I'm a happy and gentle guy

Comments

[jsadler]

Ow!

[secritcrush]

Let me know when you decide to run the kickstarter to fund this worthy exercise.

[gregvaneekhout]

I had a hunch you would be supportive.

[jonhansen]

Clearly it's time to invest in bowling pin manufacturers.

[bogwitch64]

When I am finally Empress of my own private island, you are invited to become a citizen. No bowling pins allowed, I'm afraid--but you won't need one anyway. Unless you are bowling. Which will also be prohibited, because bowling shoes smell bad.

[ext_42693]

You've misplaced the decimal. At one per second, it would actually take 200 years.

[gregvaneekhout]

DAMMIT