I've decided that I make no sense the majority of the time I'm making sense. .... Make sense ? No ? Tough shit ! Stupid who cow the shit of tube sock !!

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I don't want my right leg anymore...

so now I present...


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You know whats worse than crushing your balls ? crushing them twice ....

The Dallas Stars are out of the playoffs

for the longest time I didn't know that it wasn't normal to eat penut butter and jelly sandwhiches with grape jelly.

You have not lived until you have had a penut butter and tangerine or pineapple jelly sandwhich.

I think I broke my toe again. Rasberry sorbet is good. I hate school and I have a hole in my shoe.

HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!

someone teach me to box better

Holy shit I just saw Casey Jones in an episode of The Sopranos.