In no particular order, and with minimal attention paid to proof-reading or to providing a well-rounded representation of myself.

1. I am a Sagittarius. This has in no way ever influenced my life.
2. When I drink, I drink to get drunk, and I do it better, (or worse, depending on your outlook) than most people I know.
3. Google is my homepage ( Read more... )

I've been wearing headphones lately. They're not connected to anything. Now I can bob my head, drum on desks, and sing to myself with less of a deserved sense of humility. Headphone guys can get away with this arguably atypical social behaviour. And I'm gettin' mine.

This idea stolen from here.


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Try busting that one out the next time you climax on top of your partner.

Read this article.
Then listen to Limousine by Brand New. Thanks for the hook-up, Cat. Here are the lyrics.

All over my pants...there's a great waste of 40 bucks.

feel what, Mr Lahey?

The way the shit clings to the air, Randy?

..."shit clings to the air"?

It's already started, my dear good friend.

What's started, Mr Lahey?

...the shit blizzard...

Immortal Technique - You Never Know.

Here are the lyrics. It's rap, but I think even you crackers will be moved. They're not just dumb niggas like most popular hip hop.

previous songs:
Misfits - Astro Zombies
Thursday - Jet Black New Year
Against Me! - Turn Those Clapping Hands Into Angry, Balled Fists
Lacuna Coil - Enjoy The Silence

Back in town, back in action, back and badder than ever.

Real baaaad.

Misfits - Astro ZombiesWith just a touch of my burning hand, I send my astro zombies to rape the land ( Read more... )