003 [Post-Virus Aftermath]

Jul 04, 2011 16:29

If I ever hear the phrase "try walking a mile in another man's shoes," I'll kill the fool dumb enough to say it to my face. That latest virus really sucked! Am I the only one who got swapped with an idiot who nearly got my body killed? Seriously? How unlucky can you get ( Read more... )

klavier gavin, !virus, winry rockbell, envy is not happy, bodyswap virus, lavi, greed

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[video] material_guy July 4 2011, 22:26:56 UTC
The fact that that guy's shoes are about as likely to be high heels as anything don't make it any easier.

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[video] material_guy July 5 2011, 02:14:15 UTC
You think I've got to bed with every girl I've put a move on?

In other words, you're weird. And not even just a normal kind of weird.

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[video] herrglimmerous July 5 2011, 02:17:33 UTC
I think attractiveness has to factor in there somewhere.

As long as weird means touchable I guess I can live with it.

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[video] material_guy July 5 2011, 02:19:49 UTC
What, like, tens only do tens?

Usually.

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[video] herrglimmerous July 5 2011, 02:27:53 UTC
I mean attractiveness as a point of view unless it doesn't matter and you can have sex with someone you don't find attractive physically or character wise.

Usually.

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[video] material_guy July 5 2011, 03:07:46 UTC
Character's one of those threshold things. As long as I don't hate 'em too much to do it, their personality don't matter at all. Yes or no. One or zero.

Y'know, if your main thing's bein' touchable, what're you gonna do when I'm in an immortal body that don't do the sex thing anymore? Then when's weird and not weird gonna be okay and not okay for you?

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[video] herrglimmerous July 5 2011, 03:32:29 UTC
I'm a lust kind of guy, if it works then it works. There has to be some kind of compatibility though, but I usually don't think about those traits too deeply.

I guess you're going to have to redefine your definition of weird with your sex change, Herr. As for being touchable, well what to do about that...I'll miss your touch...but it's not all that I value in you. So I guess that would depend on what your value in me would be. I like you, but I don't have that kind of value. It's a strange subject.

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[video] material_guy July 5 2011, 03:43:38 UTC
So we're the same on that one.

Even without sex, there's guy and girl stuff. I'm a guy at heart on that one, so it'll be about the same. That means you'll still be weird. Weird's an objective thing. You're just solid weird.

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[video] herrglimmerous July 5 2011, 04:11:19 UTC
The one bright spot in which there are no disagreements.

Well, if you're not going to be able to touch me or sleep with me I don't see how it would matter. It removes me from that submissive position I imagine you to associate with being a girl and then there's those less than masculine traits that you have trouble reconciling with my sex and gender. I accept weird as a coping mechanism, but it's not going to be a problem for you anymore in your new body, ja? Or I see it...it's something like that.

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[video] material_guy July 5 2011, 04:19:43 UTC
Yer not exactly a submissive fuck, and I usually like my girls a little aggressive. The sex stuff don't really got much to do with yer being a girl. Otherwise I'd have a hard time fucking you.

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[video] herrglimmerous July 5 2011, 04:41:32 UTC
It's more like a role kind of thing, I know I'm plenty aggressive with you when it comes to sex. Ah, but trying to explain it, it's probably stupid anyway...the point is how are you going to fit someone like me into your new world, and if you can't will it matter what I am?

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[video] material_guy July 5 2011, 04:44:15 UTC
Same way you fit in now. I'm still me.

This's another weird thing you do. You don't get real common sense stuff.

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[video] herrglimmerous July 5 2011, 05:03:06 UTC
You think so? I guess I can't help myself, you're you right now, but I have to wonder about the immortal you. You'll be different, it's just something for me to contemplate.

I'm not worried though.

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[video] material_guy July 5 2011, 05:06:47 UTC
You think about weird things.

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[video] herrglimmerous July 5 2011, 05:11:26 UTC
Half the time I think I'm weird because of you. I didn't start thinking about it until you asked me what I'd do when you're immortal and you won't be able to touch me anymore. Naturally I'd have to think about it. It's unpleasant.

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[video] material_guy July 5 2011, 05:24:45 UTC
I just asked 'cause yer fine with being weird as long as I'll still feel you up. You're still gonna be weird when I'm immortal and not feelin' you up. But I wouldn't be feelin' you up if you were normal either. So you went and made some kinda weird loop of weird thoughts. It's all complicated.

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