Breaking Dawn spoilers

[greenconverses]

I looked at the Yahoo! Answers post last night and thought, "That can't possibly be true. That's too much fail for even SMeyer to come up with. That sounds like bad fanfic written by a hyperactive 14-year-old who's conveniently ignoring all previous bits of canon."

BUT APPARENTLY IT'S ALL TRUE.At least I'm getting it as a belated birthday present

Comments

[comanche_rider]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

*headdesk* OY VEY. OF COURSE she tries to use a BABY as a PLOT DEVICE, because OBVIOUSLY babies are SO FUCKING IMPORTANT TO SOME OF US. [/Dangerous Amounts of Sarcasm]

I'm going to go bash my head into a wall or something. This is just...incredibly depressing. And here I thought that I wouldn't have to deal with this from someone who's not 13.

[greenconverses]

I NO RITE?

I think it's seriously unfair that Bella gets to have kids and Rosalie doesn't. If she dies, I'm gonna smack a bitch. Named SMeyer.

[comanche_rider]

But also, I mean, seriously, what kind of message is that to send to the tweens who read this? "OH YAY PREGGERS HAPPILY EVER AFTER HEEHAW!"

I really didn't want to have to say this, because I despise lumping people together this way, but...fucking typical Mormon.

[greenconverses]

You're not the only one saying it, lol.

It goes completely against Bella's 'character.' This is the girl who didn't want to get married at 18 and now she's pregnant and it all turns out okay, WTF?