Illusions of control
I realize that pretty much no one kept it to themselves that I'm pregnant, but just in case you didn't tell your mailman yet, I now give your permission to do so. And I would just like to say to those of you who did blab it all over the place (I'm not naming any names, but her initials are "Mom") you have just earned yourself the privilege of being thee last to know next time. Oh yes. I would so go there. In fact, you might just find out along with everyone else when I send out one of those "It's a (insert sex here)" cards.
And so you have something to reference, I'm 14 weeks along, I'm due May 7th, I'm staying in Virginia, I'm not showing I just look like I got back from "All You Can Eat Night!" at a burrito bar, and I hate my insurance.
And so you have something to reference, I'm 14 weeks along, I'm due May 7th, I'm staying in Virginia, I'm not showing I just look like I got back from "All You Can Eat Night!" at a burrito bar, and I hate my insurance.