OOC - MEME MEME MEME

[greedy_duchess]

1) Guy
2) Van
3) Largo
4) Florian
5) Luke
6) Dist
7) Anise
8) Jade
9) Asch
10) Natalia
11) Nephry
12) Peony

Comments

[sagesoren]

[[Luke and Largo. Hawt. Mpreg'd Jade made me laugh, though. Oh my god. X'D

I did one of these with a bunch of random characters I liked. I think the questions were somewhat different, but the idea was the same.]]

[greedy_duchess]

'Cuz if Jade really could get pregnant, it'd be Peony who would take advantage of that, right? XD

It's fun even when the characters com from different fandoms. Crack!Pairings galore~

[replicachild]

Florian is totally hot. XD Number 11 is kinda creepy, but the rest of this is all hilarious. Yay Asch~♥

[greedy_duchess]

yeah. ^^; How could poor little Florian do that to his big 'brother'? It's just... Whoa.

Asch rules~♥ Asch could be with anything even a toaster and still be hawt. :D

[replicachild]

Florian would never do that! It must be some weird future alternate universe Florian! :o

Suddenly I imagined Asch/toaster. Or would it be toaster/Asch? I'd wanna see either one. XD

[greedy_duchess]

...Oh, man. Now I have a wicked urge to try and find crack like that. And write some Toaster/Asch. The toaster would top, of course~ ^_~

[one_eyed_knight]

You know, Van using sex as a punishment seems about right.

But I don't know who would be punished more, Van once it gets out that he had sex with Dist, or Dist for being on the receiving end?

Then there is the fact that later Dist would have the crap beaten out of him by some jealous female, take your pick on that one. Not that Van would get off scot free there.

You know, someone should consider that crack, it would be kind of funny.

Gah, now why am I getting thoughts wondering how Van punishes Largo? Get out of my head you horrible thoughts!

[greedy_duchess]

Van has enough sexiness to get out of anything~ And do anything. Not that I mind, of course.

O_o ...And now you have me thinking about those kind of pairings. Van and... Arietta? *is shot*

[one_eyed_knight]

Maybe that's the real reason he and Cantabile had a falling out, she found out he did Dist.

Van really should find himself a nice submissive woman rather than ones who are all too happy to kill him.

[charmingpet]

It looks like all the memes agree on Van going after Dist! Initiation in to the God-Generals, eh? *eyebrow wiggle* ...Ow, my brain cramped even as I was writing that. XD

Nephry is the least traumatizing pairing suggested. XD Guy and Peony... Peony'd be holding Dist down while Guy steals all his fontech! It'd be the most traumatizing, even moreso than Van, simply because the sight of Peony makes Dist spout symbols rather than words!