7 Mischiefs Managed - [video]

[greding]

[Hello City! It's everyone's favourite ginger Brit (well, one of several) all up in your device.]

Alright, City? Some of you may be informed of a particular joke shop that a certain pair of wizards will be bringing your way shortly. Seeing as I'm in the neighbourhood, I thought I would treat you all with a little sneak preview.

[The camera

Comments

[shifts]

When is this opening?

[shifts]

You don't keep strange hours, do you?

[greding]

'Strange' is a little relative, don't you think?

[shifts]

What hours do you keep, then.

[greding]

Generally we like to be open when the sun's out.

[shifts]

That's always nice to hear.

[greding]

We have a fairly extensive line of defense magic, if that's your interest.

[shifts]

What else do you have? You'll forgive if I'm not too familiar with the sort.

[greding]

We've got shield clothes, protect you from jinxes in duels and the like. The Decoy Detonators are popular. You let one scurry off and it makes a very loud noise two rooms over from where you are. And extendible ears are an old favourite.

[shifts]

Extendible ears? Like some sort of bug?

[greding]

Don't look anything like a bug, no. Hold on.

[He rifles around in a few boxes until he comes up with a few flesh-coloured long strings.]

Here they are! Fred and I invented these to listen in under doorways at the like. Right bloody useful.

[shifts]

How do they work?

[greding]

Stick one end in your ear, the other near whoever you're spying on. Works like you're in the room with them.

[shifts]

Huh. Useful.

[greding]

Extremely useful.