7 Mischiefs Managed - [video]

[greding]

[Hello City! It's everyone's favourite ginger Brit (well, one of several) all up in your device.]

Alright, City? Some of you may be informed of a particular joke shop that a certain pair of wizards will be bringing your way shortly. Seeing as I'm in the neighbourhood, I thought I would treat you all with a little sneak preview.

[The camera

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[shifts]

When is this opening?

[greding]

Should be ready by this weekend.

[shifts]

I'll keep it in mind.

[greding]

Looking for anything in particular?

[knowledgeably]

[ Hermione instantly lights up. ]

You're reopening here? That's wonderful!

[greding]

We felt it was about time.

[knowledgeably]

That's wonderful! You'll let me know if you need any assistance, yes?

[greding]

You any good at unloading boxes?

[oneminutemaze]

[ So many colors. ]

Much better than running it out of your spare room.

[greding]

We reckoned that might be the case, yeah.

[oneminutemaze]

Can you actually give directions to this one?

[greding]

This one is plottable, I'm afraid. Wanting to stop by?

[feorging]

[Fred's just sitting on a dusty counter as George records their teaser, marveling at how perfect the place is. The idea that they'd been here beforehand was easy enough to just brush aside, but as they're standing in the middle of a shop opened by themselves years ago without their knowledge - it's bloody strange, and kind of brilliant.]

Y'know, Georgie? We've got good tastes.

[Yep, he sure is complimenting themselves. Good job, past George and Fred!]

[greding]

'Course we do. We know how to run a successful business.

[feorging]

Think it'll do as well here? We've a smaller marketing audience, it seems.

[greding]

Well, we've got a smaller shop. Should be alright.

[i_archmagus]

A wizard with a joke shop?

[He frowns, although this is off-camera so you can't see him anyway.]

I see. You must be performers.

[greding]

Wizards, mate. It's a joint business.

Not in the performance so much as the supply. Let the products speak for themselves, sort of thing. What people do with them after they leave is up to them.

[i_archmagus]

Hm.

And this business is allowed by your Conclave or whatever the governing body of your world is when it comes to magic?

[greding]

The Ministry of Magic? 'course they allow it. They can be real big-headed twats sometimes, but they still don't have any say if a couple of blokes want to open a business. Besides, we'd been right helpful making defense items for ministry employees.