My new suite mate...

[greatmib]

Will she ever shut up!!! Seriously, this girl talks to me (well all of us, but I suffer more 'cause I share a wall with her) when I'm studying, eating, showering, peeing, talking to my parents on the phone, putting on make-up, attempting to sleep, and even taking a crap. In the past week that I have resided within a few feet of her she has opened

Comments

[shaydlip]

Well, I think she sounds awesome.
1. Never underestimate the power of the scapegoat-- all your problems with the rest of the suitemates will pale in comparison, and you already are bonding with them over your distaste for your suitemate.

2. What, may I say, is wrong with holding out for a guy you think is good enough for you? So she's a snobby self-centered whore who is holding out for the best for her, if it comes, it comes. If it doesn't, it doesn't. And might I add that that is exactly the way *I* feel about dating? :P.

3. You honestly can't be mad. It will drive you nuts. You have to laugh at her (I know from personal experience). Shit I am cracking up reading this entry becuase she sounds hilarious. Sure, you have to live with her and deal with her, but she sounds really funny. I halfway feel bad that I am laughing at her and not with her, but then I remember she's a bitch and then I get over it. (That should be your attitude).

By the way, "Is SHE coming?" is classic.

Pity and laugh babe, pity and laugh.

[greatmib]

Haha...well some days are better than others. I'm a hell of a lot more tollerant and harder to annoy when I get my sleep. which seems to be the case today. While it's true that the rest of us are bonding because of our dislike of her, I would preffer an existance where we can have normal conversations with each other rather than trying to shut her up. Furthermore, the difference between yours and her opinion on dating and guys is that she thinks she's this guift to humanity that we should all treasure and feel lucky to have met. She thinks that the man she chooses will the "Luckiest guy alive" (this is a quiote) and she believes that everyone but her should be made to sacrifice and compromise for her wellbeing...that is annoying. You don't date because your standards are very high, but at least you understand people's imperfections and accept that you yourself have them as well...she seems to not care about that.

On a more positive note, we do laugh at and pity her...more than we should even, I think.

hell

[anonymous]

hell I'll buy you those Costco family value packs of ear plugs---if they have them--and send them over ;-)

but for the mean time, just smile and nod... and put on those invisible earphones and imagining that you're listening to classical music

if that does not do it for ya, I say throw her out onto the street and somehow get her laid. It seems to work well with anal/uptight women---I suppose it loosens them up and releases the wild beast within them or what not (personally, I don't really wanna know)

but let me know if that worked or not.
-Camie

SImplest Solution

[talkinghippo]

Sometime the simplest solution is the best.
*hands you a metal baseball bat*

Or for those who are more choice oriented.
*sleeping pills, so she will sleep her midterm or something, fail flunk out and become an sitin house wife*