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[greatdetectivel]

I do not understand the logic in English class. Nor do I care for hyperboles, juxtaposition, or alliteration. In addition there is only approximately a 7.5% chance that I will find use for such literary terms in the future.

How a woman's eyes can "sparkle like the stars" I may never know.

Where are the sweets in this dorm? Does Kyouya dislike

Comments

[genesisroux]

Juxtaposition is a marvelous word.

[greatdetectivel]

It's a highly unnecessary word.

[greatdetectivel]

I'm inclined to dislike illogical things.

They make little sense to me.

[greatdetectivel]

That is true. I don't enjoy the class, however.

[loves_trains]

You've never looked into a women's eyes and compared them to the stars...or sapphires...or rubies?

Blasphemy!

[greatdetectivel]

No.

Women's eyes are human organs. How can they be stars or gems?

[loves_trains]

It's suppose to be romantic.

[greatdetectivel]

Is it?

[liongriever]

...This is why I'm not an English major.

[greatdetectivel]

That's probably a good choice on your part.

[pen_and_rose]

In you're case, you're probably right.

No, I actually hate them. If you want some I can direct you to the nearest candy store or supermarket.

[greatdetectivel]

I should think so.

How on earth can you hate sweets? There may be something wrong with you.

[pen_and_rose]

I don't believe disliking sweets constitutes that there is something wrong with a person.

[greatdetectivel]

Well what kind of person dislikes sweets?