Ninth roll - video/action

[greatbigrock]

[Today, have a confused conman on your screens!]

-- okay, there. So!... network ... here's a question. If anyone could fill me in, that'd be great. What's this "Halloween" thing I keep hearing about? Because the only other time I've heard that name was around this time last year and laaast year, there were monsters. Big ones. So, uh, if that's

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[striderismo]

Oh, cool. Monsters and soulless Pokémon. I fucking love this place, you know? I could just live here.

[ Someone's grumpy because winter's coming. Don't mind him. ]

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[greatbigrock]

[Oh hey. Let's be grumpy together, kid.]

Yeah? Guess you're lucky then, kid, cause you've got no choice either way.

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[striderismo]

[ Misery loves company, after all. ]

And snow. I hear it fucking snows here. Can't wait.

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[greatbigrock]

Auhnnngh. God, I hate that stuff. It doesn't even snow where I'm from, why the hell do we need it here?

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[striderismo]

[ Oh, you are his new best friend, Tulio. ]

Exactly! Fuck, what good does it do? Kills plants, sends animals into hibernation, makes everything soggy and slippery, and it's fucking cold. It's like this goddamn gigantic quilt of fucking misery and malice, stitched together with hatred and frostbite.

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[greatbigrock]

[... right back at you, Dave. Right back at you.]

You don't know how right you are, kid. You should have seen things last year. There was a goddamn snow storm. I don't even want to know how many people were stuck in hospitals after that. It was NOT funny.

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[striderescence]

Fuck if anybody's getting my ass out of my hotel room after the first goddamn snowflake hits the ground. The second I see one of those irreverent fluffy white motherfuckers descending, my irreverent white ass is wrapped in a parka, six quilts, a sleeping bag, and parked in the middle of a ring of fire Pokémon. I am getting my fucking hibernate on. Bears ain't got nothin' on me.

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[greatbigrock]

Heh, yeah, now that is a good plan. First sensible person I've talked to all year.

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[striderescence]

I'm from Texas. Snow doesn't fuck with Texas, Q.E. fucking D.

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[greatbigrock]

I have no idea where that is, but if there's no snow, it can only be a good place.

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[striderismo]

Texas is the land of steers, queers and not fucking snow. That last one's the selling point.

Where're you from?

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[greatbigrock]

Spain. The Old World. Earth. And also, apparently, the past.

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[striderescence]

The past, huh? Cool, I guess. Me, I can't be constrained to one point in time. I'm the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Future and Present, all rolled into one slick spectral motherfucker.

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[greatbigrock]

... riiight, I believe you. I prefer this future business though, I gotta say. Things are one hell of a lot easier here.