Challenge 105 -- A Pun Idea From beautifulntime (with advice from capt_facepalm)

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The Punderful Challenge 105 is thanks to my above-mentioned friends.  I just made it MORE DIFFICULT!

The theme is PUNS!

Fat puns, sissy puns, puns who climb on rocks -- no goofiness too great.

Just to clarify, though, a pun is a play on words such as (in a terrible example) "punderful."  It is not a silly allusion such as "fat puns sissy puns, etc..."

Challenge 105 ends THURSDAY MAY 24 at midnight your time. Please don't hesitate to ask for an extension. :)

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CHALLENGE RULES

Your entry MUST adhere to the following THREE guidelines:

1. 5-25 words long
2. Includes AT LEAST 1 pun.
3. Direct quotation and only direct quotation.

So for example, these would be qualifying entries:

"What a punny challenge that is!"

and

"What a punny challenge that is, Douglas!"
"No it isn't, Arthur."

Whereas these would NOT be acceptable:

"What a punny challenge that is," Arthur said.

and

"What a punny challenge that is," Arthur said.
"No it isn't" Douglas replied.

and

Arthur thinks this is a punny challenge.  Douglas does not.

Number of Entries:  You may enter up to THREE micro-fics from any one fandom, and you may enter in as many fandoms as you want.

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GENERAL REMINDERS

Use a "challenge 105" tag, as well as any other applicable tags (author, fandom, characters, etc.) for your entries.

See THE COMM RULES for general posting guidelines.

Use the “need tag!” tag if you need an author tag (or any other kind of tag).

And most importantly, HAVE PUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!