A very important question

[randomneses]

So what would Lily's first words be to Snape as he pops up...wherever dead MWPP era folk go?

Besides, "Thanks but...I wish you weren't such a bitch to my son" or "HEY LET'S GET NAKED! I'LL FIND JAMES! :D"

Becuase the latter is the SECOND thing she'd say, of course.

Comments

[contrary_lady]

"Severus?" *hugs him* "I've missed you!" *smacks him in the face* "That's for being a toe rag to my son!"

[randomneses]

I suggest a good swift kick to the balls.

But it'd be a kick of lurve.

James' would be though.

Wait, is it not cool for guys to do that to other guys?

[contrary_lady]

LOL, It's not cool, but for all the years that Snape seemed to treat Harry poorly just for being James's son, I'm sure a good kick to the balls would be in order. ;)

[paintedponyxox]

LILY: (arms crossed stubbornly) Quit looking at me so innocently like that. You think just because you devoted the last seventeen years of your life to helping my son everything's okay? Well, I'm still mad at you. (turns away from him)

SIRIUS: (sidling up next to Severus and whispering in his ear) Actually, she never stops talking about how brave you've been and gets really mad at James whenever he acts ungrateful.

LILY: God dammit, Padfoot! We're dead, don't you think I know what you're saying!!

[thecupcak3queen]

well the 'HEY LET'S GET NAKED' one would def come first and after that she would go 'so I bought some cute panties for you the other day'

[littleroo27]

Oh, Severus! *big hugs* *cries*. Harry really IS your son. I'm so sorry I never got a chance to tell you! *sniffles*

...wait. Severus, how did you get that hickey on your neck? WHO HAVE YOU BEEN WITH?????