My columnist bio

[gravityslave]

I had to send in a two-line bio for the magazine to print under my verygorgeous picture (it's been at least 2 years since I posted a pic, so let's get it over with RIGHT NOW)

Comments

[gravityslave]

I also think that one looks the most professional. I'm sort of trying to feel out the tone of the magazine right now, and whichever one the editor picks will give me more clues as to how it will come across when it's published.

[katiefoolery]

I second this. At first, I liked the third one best, but I think the first one fits better with the bit about living mostly in your own head. It matches it somehow.

[gravityslave]

Thanks you! I like that reason. You should have seen Dan and I last night; him trying to take the pictures, and us both periodically collapsing into giggles because we both felt so awkward. It took about an hour and a half to get the four semi-usable images you see here. :-)

[anniversaryjane]

I like the first one best, too. They are all gorgeous, though, and the come-hither one is very sexy!

[gravityslave]

It wasn't supposed to cross that line from sweet to sexy. I guess it was because Dan was taking the pictures...

[bodiesofwater]

I think I like the middle one... I guess I'm weak :P The last one is pretty awesome too! (not counting the "inappropriate" one)

[gravityslave]

I think the middle one makes me look like I've been permanently affected by hallucinogens, but not necessarily in a bad way. :-) Hey - when the heck are you going to be around again? I was busy Tuesday, but we NEED to hang out soon, dammit!

[theferrett]

Extremely pretty, but I agree with your husband. The first I do like.

[gravityslave]

Thank you! I'm not used to trying to look professional - or having my picture taken. The first one is me internally saying "All right, let's get this over with!" and gritting my teeth. Maybe that's why it works - I look ambitious. Hah! I am such a fraud.