Hey, ladieeees! (Query)

[gravityslave]

I must learn to add the subject line LAST - once I know what the hell I'm writing about.

Here's the recent news: I'm sick. Given recent weather, I bet you are, too, if you live in North America. Dan's band has another gig this Thursday, so he's off jamming today. I'm home with Wee Boy, who has a crazy bronchial cough but is otherwise happy as a

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[gravityslave]

LOL
I'll let you know.

[blaze2242]

I haven't done anything like that, but I would.. Well. I did go to a 'ladies night' at a local strip club (I have a few friends who hang out there ALL the time and know all the girls and bartenders and stuff) where they did a Men of Paradise show. After the show, any of the girls were invited to participate in an amateur contest, my fiance came in after the let the men back in, so I he watched me do that, but that's much more public then what I think you have planned, and it wasn't just for him, it was on a stage. Interesting experience, glad I did it, don't think I'd do it again (unless it was just the two of us, you know.)

[gravityslave]

Yeah, I haven't the courage to do anything like that publicly. I think I bought into body shame and such to an unusual degree. Good for you! Wish I were so brave. I'll stick to the private show, though - and try not to trip or otherwise embarrass myself. X-D

[blaze2242]

haha, I think it had less to do with courage and more to do with three drinks and being surrounded by friends who were doing the same thing. But no matter, I'm sure your husband will like it, even if you do goof up.

[shegeek]

Sooo weird that you posted this. My boy got all jazzed when I randomly popped out some Burlesque moves for him a few weeks back and now he's asking for a full on strip tease. I'm seriously considering it, but I have no idea how the hell I'm gonna manage it without cracking the F*&$ up mid seduction.

I even went and looked up some Betty Page footage and decided she looked alot cuter in stills. I mean..wtf...shaking your kneecap?

I'm assuming it's gonna have to be accompanied by a few margaritas...

Hell maybe I'll just get him drunk and tell him I did it.

[gravityslave]

Hahahah! My husband doesn't drink, but I think I might have to to pull it off. Er... so to speak.

I'm worried about the same thing - laughing. And falling. And accidentally knocking a bunch of stuff over mid-stride or something.
I'm a bit of a klutz.

Good idea with searching vids for ideas, though - I think I'll check out some of Dita Von Teese's stuff, because I know she choreographed the strip scene in Charlie's Angels 2. Or was it the 1st movie? I don't remember. Anyway, it was cool and funny material, and if I throw some humour into it I won't have to worry about wrecking it by laughing.

[elfie_chan]

Honestly, I think it's even better if one laughs and falls over. If I ever do this for my husband (and I'm considering it), I have a feeling that I'd laugh and fall down. Or get tangled in my underwear or something. And then fall down. And laugh.

Making love should be fun, I think.

[gravityslave]

Yes! Exactly. The so-serious surly smoky-eyed thing is soooo not my deal. I'm way too silly to maintain that for more than 5.2 seconds, and that's when I can think about something sad to help maintain my composure.

Rob Breszny has had some interesting things to say in the past about, basically, Tantric laughter. He believes that going out of one's way to laugh loudly during sex can make it a way more enjoyable experience. Presumably only if the partner is aware of what's going on and on the same page; otherwise it could just create tremendous problems...

My mind just came up with the most hilarious scene for a short film... oh, dude.

[rich_redcap]

if you need to clear out your sinuses/ throat gunk a method i found that works is snorting salt... It's painful as hell but it does the job. Don't ask how i know

[gravityslave]

Hahaha! Rich, it's you. I don't have to ask. ;-P
Well, it sounds painful and crazy, but I might get to the point before the week is out where I'll have to give it a go. Thanks for the tip!

PS: before I try it, are your sinuses still intact?

[rich_redcap]

my sinuses are still intact yes, and thankfully nose cum free