What, and your Great Expectations dream didn't end with you asking me to write it for you? Cos then it really would have been a time warp. (My mother recently expressed genuine astonishment that I'd been in AP classes. I think she was under the impression I was in a coma for four years, or perhaps shop class)
Hey! I can pretend write literary papers all on my own, thank you very much! And I refuse to consider Dawson's class "English"! And you're just bitter cause your recollection of that movie that I didn't watch garnered me a better grade. That was truly a masterpiece of bs. Me for the win.
I distinctly remember deserving cowriter credit on at least two other papers. Although I think my greatest coup (aside from turning in a paper while I was walking to graduation) was writing a 10-page English essay for SBCC...a half-hour before it was due...comparing and 'disecting the literary themes' of two movies that I'd never seen before...and getting a perfect score. There isn't a lot I can say I rule at, but boy, can I rule BSing English.
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There isn't a lot I can say I rule at, but boy, can I rule BSing English.
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