[fic] alles was zaehlt { roman's spectacular checklist for finding his one true love

[graspthethorn]

.roman's spectacular checklist for finding his one true love (prologue)
[roman. karlheinz. pg. 4364 words.]
notes; au from the pool-is-cool incident. major ♥ to team_fellowship  for beta'ing.
warnings; none.
summary; it is a bad state of affairs when even Karlheinz doesn't believe it. Karlheinz believes everything. He reckons that wind chimes are all it takes to make

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[aldiara]

OMG AWESOME!!! Reading this right now, fuck work!

[graspthethorn]

BAHAHAHAHA O ALDI <3

[aldiara]

*is utterly and truly dead

[aldiara]

(Also, GO POST IT ON NO LIMITS OR I'LL HARASS YOU! :D)

[graspthethorn]

AHAHAHA OKAY OKAY I AM GOING. I PROMISE! AHAHAHAHA

[graspthethorn]

IT IS POSTED THERE NOW. I HAVE DONE IT. TOOK ME FOREVER TO WORK THEIR STRANGE CLICK-AND-OLD-CTRL THING. :|

BUT I HAVE JUST NOTICED THAT VL HAS 20 FICS MORE THAN AWZ ON THERE. THIS CALLS FOR MASSIVE AWZ FIC SPAM, ALDI. RALLY THE FANGIRLS! HAHAHA :DDDD

[xsweatergirlx]

Ahhhh you don't know JUST HOW MUCH German confuses me. Mainly because I have a terribly short attention span. I did TRY. I'll try again, I swear XD Also, I will read this and I'm sure it'll kick me up the backside into trying to watch AWZ again. Right now, I have to go college. And write about social contract theory: PLEASE NO. Would rather stay here and read this :(

Um yes. Hello XD

Shall be back at some point in the future to comment on fic!

[graspthethorn]

HEYYYYY !!! <3333333333

(SORRY I HAVE SEEMINGLY ABANDONED YOU RECENTLY, I HAVE BEEN EATEN ALIVE BY THE ARMER_GAYMS BUT ONE DAY I WILL BE BACK AND MY FLIST WILL BE THE FIRST THING I READ I PROMISE <3)

Hahaha, have fun at college *snerk* :DDDD BUT YES WHEN YOU COME HOME COME BACK AND READ ABOUT KARLHEINZ AND THEN I'LL SHOVE YOU BACK INTO THE WORLD OF BEAUTIFUL GERMAN BOYS. I WILL MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND. AND THEN YOU WILL LOVE IT.

(or you could check out Aldi, Lil and Shelly's youtube channel where they subtitle the episodes into English) YES. DO IT.

I AM NOT LETTING YOU ESCAPE NOW THAT I'VE GOTTEN MY CLAWS INTO YOU, LOL. <3333 HAHAHAHA

[xsweatergirlx]

Haha, no worries, everyone I know seems to have been kidnapped by the armer_gayms, except me! I'm just too lazy XD

It hasn't slipped my mind, one day I will be a part of this fandom! ...When I've finished my current Doctor Who marathon, I'll try again. XD

[sdkshelly]

OMG, hahahahahahaha! *is dying* OMG, I love what you've done with our barely one line character Karlheinz. And I can't believe how much I laughed reading this. So many things--the sweeter snot and Karlheinz calling Roman untidy and Roman being a complete drama queen (that we know and love!) and the drunken evening with Annette. Yes, I've been right there (haven't we all?) Hahaa! This is wonderful. Very much enjoyed. *makes grabby hands for more*

[graspthethorn]

Hahahaha, I am v v pleased you liked it, lol. :DDDD

BUT YAY YOU LIKED KARLHEINZ! HOORAY! HE IS MY BABY. I LOVE HIM. I have no idea why TPTB only let him have one scene because anyone can see that he is clearly Essen's most popular man. HEY KARLHEINZ. KARLHEINZ, HI! Anyway, I am so happy you liked this, especially snotty!Roman (hooray for Denniz Grabosch's bodily fluids) and primadonna!Roman. He is incredibly fun to write (almost as much fun as hippy!Karlheinz) and DO NOT FEAR there is a lot more OVER-THE-TOP-DRAMATIC!ROMAN TO COME. SRSLY. Chapters and chapters of it.

But yaaay I am so happy you liked this
<333333 ILU.

[wmffre_jones]

I have just been made to read a sex scene to check for accuracy.
I do believe she has forgotten that whilst I do have the equipment, I do not share the viewpoints of fictional gay men.

Someone stop her. My eyes are burning.

W.

[graspthethorn]

YOU BLOODY LOVED IT. <3