Mr. Kage I think you and I need to sit a spell. There’s some talkin’ that needs to be done. Now I know you’re always busyin’ yourself ‘round the boat, but this is powerful important.
[Granny is mortified. It's not a normal practice for her to forget bringing someone food!] Oh darlin', I beg your pardon. I've just been busier then a bee makin' honey. You just tell me where your room is and I'll be there faster then a cougar jumps a rabbit!
Oh darlin' don't your worry your pretty self none. Are you feelin' better? I'm cookin' up some cinnamon buns, you can come on by after Mr. Kage and I chat for a spell and have some.
I'll be cookin' up some cinnamon buns for this nice boy Pickles in Zeeks kitchen. If you come on down and meet me there you can get yourself some fresh out of the oven.
If the old lady thinks it's important, Kage can see what she wants. It probably won't be anything serious, but it can't hurt to humour her.
Kage raps his knuckles on the door of the restaurant and pokes his head in a few minutes later. He's smoking and he's got a scabbed-over cut across the bridge of his nose.]
[Granny looks up from her dough and notices Kage's nose] Mr. Kage! What in tarnation happened to your nose! [She runs over and pulls him down to looks at his nose]
I'm not normally much of a drinkin' woman but I think it might do me some good. [She looks at the pill. Being the only "doctor" she's ever really visited Granny has only had various elixirs and root-like objects] What in on Sam Hell is that thing? Who's Ze-shit?
oh hoh hoh you tricky devil I didn't see you'd replied in a new thread for some reasonshenghuanzheNovember 7 2009, 04:35:39 UTC
Zeh-shat. And that's codeine. Good shit.
[Kage wanders over to the sink again and passes a cloth under the tap. He squeezes out most of it, then hands the cloth over so she can wipe her face clean of tears.]
The really amazing thing, is I didn't realised I did untill after i posted it. Yeah, I'm brillant!granygetyourgunNovember 7 2009, 04:49:39 UTC
[Trusting Kage she takes the pill and removes her glasses wiping her tears] Thank you darlin'. I must be goin' I've got to be bringin' these cinnamon bus to some folks.
Even monkeys fall from trees!shenghuanzheNovember 7 2009, 05:43:33 UTC
Yeah, no sweat.
[Kage holds her glasses, then hands them back after she's wiped her face and taken the pill.]
That thing'll hit you hard, gran, you probably might start feelin' real tired. Just let yourself sleep, you won't have no bad dreams, just good ones, awright?
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Oh darlin', I beg your pardon. I've just been busier then a bee makin' honey.
You just tell me where your room is and I'll be there faster then a cougar jumps a rabbit!
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But of course, Pickles is quite smug that someone is listening to him again.]
6366, deck seven I think.
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Are you feelin' better? I'm cookin' up some cinnamon buns, you can come on by after Mr. Kage and I chat for a spell and have some.
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Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
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[Kage has a respect for elderly people. It was beaten into him as a child.]
Where?
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Awright, on my way.
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If the old lady thinks it's important, Kage can see what she wants. It probably won't be anything serious, but it can't hurt to humour her.
Kage raps his knuckles on the door of the restaurant and pokes his head in a few minutes later. He's smoking and he's got a scabbed-over cut across the bridge of his nose.]
Granny?
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Mr. Kage! What in tarnation happened to your nose!
[She runs over and pulls him down to looks at his nose]
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[She looks at the pill. Being the only "doctor" she's ever really visited Granny has only had various elixirs and root-like objects]
What in on Sam Hell is that thing?
Who's Ze-shit?
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[Kage wanders over to the sink again and passes a cloth under the tap. He squeezes out most of it, then hands the cloth over so she can wipe her face clean of tears.]
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Thank you darlin'. I must be goin' I've got to be bringin' these cinnamon bus to some folks.
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[Kage holds her glasses, then hands them back after she's wiped her face and taken the pill.]
That thing'll hit you hard, gran, you probably might start feelin' real tired. Just let yourself sleep, you won't have no bad dreams, just good ones, awright?
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